Spidey's Back On The Beat!!

Greets True Believers!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is back on the scene!! Sorry about that bit of an absense but it was necessary. My buddy Matt Murdock found out from the streets that some of Fisk's grunts learned of my lil home on the Web and were using it to keep some tabs on me and my whereabouts.

Unbelievable...

You can't do anything these days without some form of scumbag taking advantage of the situation. Not that it really mattered. It just so happens that the Kingpin's grunts that managed to work me up a couple of weeks ago are now comfortably resting in the security level of Lenox Hill Hospital after being introduced to the business end of my red gloves.

I honestly try not to take things personally. Especially when it comes to my non-superpowered badguy friends. If I'm not careful, I could easily check these guys out the hard way. But heck, I figured in this case, they deserved at least a few broken bones.

To which I obliged. They'll be okay though. It's a lesson they won't soon forget.

As for Kingpin, I managed to spank him like the spoiled bratt he is. Honestly, I just couldn't bring myself to break his kneecaps like Hornhead did. So I decided to play dentist and extract a few of his teeth the Spidey way. When all was said and done, the NYPD got a nice big FAT package on their doorstep minus a couple molars. He's in a more secure spot that the authorities keep under tight wraps. Rumor has it, ol' Kingy & Magneto are cell mates! Misery loves company they always say...

The cherry on top of this sundae? I managed to get a TON of shots for The Bugle! Yep, rent is gonna be NO problem this month! Thanks for hanging in there for me! Sometimes even Spider-Man needs to go undercover every now and then!

Well, on to my next adventure! I'll be sure to keep you all in the loop. But right now, Sue Storm invited me over to FF Headquarters for some dinner! Sues' an AWESOME cook! She makes the best Roast Beef, mashed potatoes & gravy this side of the Mississippi!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man