Spider-Man: The Blog

My Goosebumps have Goosebumps!

2010-01-06T06:22:00.002-05:00

C-c-c-c-c-old!!! V-v-ery c-c-old....
Please, somebody tell me why I do this again? It must be like 20 degrees out here this morning. Yea, yea, that doesn't sound that bad but you try slinging through this concrete jungle with little more than your skivvies on! Thank the maker for people like the little old lady here in SoHo that makes it a point to leave some hot chocolate up here on the rooftop for me. Her notes always make me laugh. This one says-

"Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Gigia..."

A friend told me that Gigia is Greek for grandma. Well, whatever she likes to be called, this hot cocoa is GREAT! Really hitting the spot. It's always nice to see these little gifts strewn about the rooftops of the city. It kind of reminds you that there are actually thoughtful people out there. In this line of work, it's easy to lose sight of that.

Well, back to my cocoa then off to the upper west side!

Keep on Slingin'!
S-Man

2009-12-31T09:31:00.002-05:00

Whoa! Has it really been TWO YEARS??
Not to fear my fellow webslingers! Spidey is back! Been really busy as of late and just made my way to my trusty laptop that I keep stashed here at Rockefeller Center. MJ and I got to talking about everyone that followed me faithfully and I decided that 2010 was going to be the year that the Webhead made a comeback!

My buddy Flash Thompson helped me create a Facebook page so I can get up with the times! How cool is that? You can catch me over there over on my Facebook Page!

Until next I write,
KEEP ON SLINGIN'!!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

Spidey Stuff -

2007-05-03T09:34:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

How are you all doing??!! I hope everyone is totally stoked for tomorrow! Just saw this morning's Bugle and this is what I saw:

"Spider-Man 3" cast a worldwide web with a blockbuster first day, hauling in $29.15 million in 16 overseas markets

Can you believe that???!!! I'll be honest, I would have never thought in a million years that the world would take this meager little bug into it's arms. I only wanted to make my little corner of the universe a better and it's turned into a raging beast!

Thank you everyone and I really hope you all have the time of your lives tomorrow. A TON of people worked endless hours to make me come to life on the big screen and it shows. Get ready for a WILD ride!

Well, where was I... Oh yea- Right now I'm perched on the side of the Crysler Building looking over the United Nations. I tell ya, from up here you can see hundreds of people scurrying about like ants. Dignitaries, security guards, janitors, passers by. Black, White, Yellow, Brown... They all look the same from my lofty perch. Kinda drives home the point that we ALL really are - - - the same. I only hope that one day we all realize that and quit headlining all of this racist nonsense.

But I digress....

Was hanging out with Daredevil yesterday. Decided to do a few runs with him over Hells Kitchen. I gotta tell ya, I don't envy him. He tends to get the dredges of society crawling out of the wood works. I can't remember the last time I fought good ol' fashion mobsters with their machine guns. The mafia is hunkered down pretty hard on his turf. We must hauled in 30 of the scumbags alone. I promised to stop by and help him clean house on occasion. For as long as I've known Matt, he STILL impresses the heck out of me when I see him in action. HE'S BLIND FOR CRIPES SAKE! Yet, he plows through baddies and bullets like a ballet dancer. Nothing short of poetry in motion.

Afterwards, I hooked up with MJ. We ate at this little place down on 42nd street called BB Kings. Nothing like good food and good blues to keep a bug balanced. I've been on this high since the date of the movie has drawn near. "Dude!! I got my tickets!!! I can't WAIT to see the Webslinger in action again!!!" "Me too!!! Let's sit right in the front row! I don't want to miss a single bit of this movie!!!" a couple teens blurted out at the table across from us. MJ smirked at me "you love that don't you..." she said. I pushed my chest out proudly and gave her a sheepsih grin. MJ just rolled her eyes in comic disgust. "just don't let it go to your head tiger..." It is a good feeling though!

Well, I'd better take to the skyline! I had some down time and wanted to make sure I keep in touch. Take care everyone and see ya at the movies!!

Compliments-
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

"And Then There Were 4..."

2007-04-30T09:04:00.000-04:00

MORE DAYS THAT IS!!

How are you all doing? Hanging in there? The wait is almost over! Anyway- Was slingin over my favorite city (like my shot?) and I stopped off here atop the GE Building where I like to keep my trusty laptop stashed. I just HAD to bang out a giant THANK YOU for the tons of emails I've been receiving!

You fans are the BEST!

MJ was looking over my shoulder the last week and she couldn't believe what my inbox looked like! I had to remind her, that SPIDER-MAN gets those fan mails. My alter ego is still just a bumbling geek. I'm lucky if I get an occasional Email from Matt Murdock (ol' Hornhead).

In other Spidey Happenings-

I was slinging through Chelsea when I saw a huge group of people on the roof of one of the tall apartment buildings. Spider sense wasn't kicking in but curiosity got the best of me so I decided to check it out.

Turns out the residents of the apartment had hauled a big screen TV and DVD player onto the roof and they were holding a Spidey Marathon Party! They had old Spider-Man cartoons, Spider-Man 1 & 2 as well as those embarassing 70's live action TV shows. They all wore an assortment of read and blue. One bald guy had his whole head painted red!! Those wacky New Yorkers!

I WAS SHOCKED!

Needless to say I got quite the reception when I crashed the bash! They offered me some pizza, a black & white cookie and some Orange Crush which I scarfed down promptly! I was starved! I answered some questions, signed some autographs hung out for awhile and then had to part company.

What a great bunch of people! What are you planning on doing for Opening Night? Any parties? Midnight movie madness? Marathons?

Keep those emails coming! I LOVE hearing from you all!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

You Can't IMAGINE How Busy I've Been!!!

2007-04-24T08:32:00.000-04:00

GREETS TRUE BELIEVERS!!!

MJ has my Spidey duds hidden somewhere and won't give 'em back until I post an entry into the "ol blog". I've been completely buried and it's all I can do to stay on top of things!

MJ is right, I need to take some time, breathe some of this great New York City air and relax a bit. It's been way too hectic but in about a week it'll all be worth it!

I really hope you all like the movie. Personally, I've seen it now all put together and I gotta tell ya, this is by far the best webhead flick yet! I can't wait until opening day so I can share some things with ya!

In other Spidey News-

Was hanging out with Johnny Storm last week. The new Fantastic Four movie is nothing short of INCREDIBLE. This is definitely one not to miss! The gang over at FF headquarters are totally jazzed about it and I can't blame them. All in all, it's going to be an AMAZING summer!

Oh, all of you fans out there in Asia and Europe keep those lips buttoned! You all had the privilege of getting to the premiere before us State side so don't give anything away!

Well, I really need to run. I got a city that needs the company of a certain Webslinger. Yep, there are some areas of my life that no matter how hard I try, I can't slack on.... (uuuggghhh).

Hehehe.... MJ just threw my duds on my lap. Nothing like pleasing the boss!

Take Care All!!
Sorry for the lengthy absense!
And as I always say - KEEP ON SLINGIN!!!

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

A Spidey Christmas Tale -

2006-12-25T09:16:00.000-05:00

For those that have followed me since I jumped online, you'll know that I post this little story here every Christmas. You see, this time of year draws me to a certain location. That location is a cemetery where a very special little boy rests. It's people like this and like Uncle Ben that keep me doing what I do. I find it only appropriate to retell the story now:

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So yesterday at around 4:00pm I head out as I usually do to make my rounds of the neighborhood. Wasn't much happening at that time so I decided to head back to the apartment. When I got over Greenwich Village, something caught my eye. From the rooftop of an apartment building, I noticed a woman frantically waving her arms about. Thought it kind of odd as my spider-sense wasn't kicking off. With curiosity getting the best of me, I decided to head down for a closer look.

Enter Traci Madison.

When I approached her, she stood there and stared for a moment. Almost as if in fear. She then collapsed in my arms and began sobbing uncontrollably. This is her story:

"S-s-spider-man -sniff- -sniff- Spider-Man... I-I'm so glad you stopped -sniff. I-I-I have a favor, well, I didn't know what else to do, b-but my son, my son wants only one thing for christmas. I told him that it was impossible b-but I would do everything in my power to see that Santa got him his present." "What is that?" I asked. "You. You Spider-Man". -sniff- You are his hero. You are all that he thinks about. You are his clutch to life."

Okay. This got my attention. So I continued to listen.

"You see Spider-Man, Timmy my son, has non-hodgkins lymphoma. The doctors are trying everything to keep him with us but the reality is, this will most likely be his last christmas with mommy & daddy. Meeting you is his one single wish."

For a moment I was speechless. 'Where is your son now?' I asked. "He's downstairs resting" she said. 'Why don't you take me to him. I think I know someone Timmy needs to meet'.

Their apartment was a modest abode. A small living room joined by two bedrooms and a kitchen. A cocktail of medications adorned the countertops. "Timmy's room is there, on the left" Traci said. I started down the hallway, wondering what to expect. I've been in many situations since donning the Spider-Man guise, but this was a first.

I opened the door and stood there.... in shock. "He's a baby!" I thought. Timmy couldn't have been more than six. The disease had taken it's toll on the tike. You could see it in his actions. He moved slow and calculated as if not to cause further pain. Then it happened...

Timmy looked up and saw me standing there in the doorway. It was as if a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. Life filled his eyes and then, yelling at the top of his lungs - SPIDER-MAN!

His bedroom was a shrine to Spider-Man. Everywhere you looked, the familiar red & blue pattern adorned his walls. I had no idea I made such an impact on the little guy. We had a great time together. He has every newspaper clipping put out on me (yes, there were alot of bad ones by the Bugle) but as Timmy said "I know these aren't true..." We then spent the next hour or so just chatting. Then he asked the question - "Spider-Man? Can I see who you really are?" I stood, moved toward the door and closed it. Sitting back down, I slowly pulled off my mask. Timmy sat on the edge of his bed in awe. Looking at Timmy, I whispered "My identity is our secret Timmy. My secret keeps people I care about safe". "And that secret makes you a pretty special kid. Now, I gotta go. You get some rest little guy". I slipped my mask back on and hugging Timmy, I left through the window. Timmy's eyes as big as saucers and never saying a word, waved me off.

When I got to my apartment, I pulled off my mask and collapsed on the couch. The emotions were daunting. I was left with the thoughts of this poor kid and the burden his parents are going through and the nightmare that awaits them.

I stared off into space -

And wept.

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Its been quite a few years since that day. For some reason, I always think about little Timmy this time of year. Before leaving his grave site, I left him a little present. A Spider-Man doll so hopefully he remembers me.

Spider-Man

I Am What I Am. Thats All That I Am...

2006-10-28T09:17:00.002-04:00

Imagine that. I stopped off lastnight to check in with everyone, IM MJ and check some email and I find this -

"Dude, if you honestly think you're Spider-Man then that's really sad..."

Signed- Anonymous.

Sheeeesh! I didn't know that being who I am got so may peoples' undies tied in a knot! Sorry Anonymous, if I could help it I would. I didn't ask to get bit by that spider. Sometimes, I'd gladly trade for just that one single chance to be normal. To be able to walk down the street with my girlfriend and not have that blasted tingling kick in that ultimately leaves her alone on the corner because "I've got responsibilities..." or to be able to just hang out with friends & family, play some Xbox and eat some pizza without fear that someone or something may know my real identity and is plotting to exact their revenge in the worst way, through the people I love.

Yep Anonymous, through all of that, sometimes I wish I wasn't Spider-Man. But you know what? I am Spider-Man and there is nothing I can do about it and nothing you can do about it. If you need me, I'll be there for ya.

Who am I? Do you really want to know?
I'm Spider-Man...

My Home Away From Home...

2006-10-26T09:26:00.000-04:00

--==sigh==--

Here I sit atop of the GE Building above Rockefeller Center. I spend so much time here that I really do consider this paultry cement covered real estate, my home. The slight scent of car exhaust just whisping it's way to the rooftops. Every once in awhile the sound of a honking horn followed by the oh-so-familiar colorful "expletives" from the honks intended target. Anywhere else and you'd probably hear gunfire soon after. Here in NYC? It's the equivalent of saying "howdy neighbor!!".

God I love this city.

Right now it's around 48 degrees Farenheit. That would be around 9 degrees Celsius for all of you outside the US!! Yea, it's starting to get a bit nippy out here. Especially when all that separates you from the chilly night is the thin skin of my red & blues. Soon, I'll start to see the usual gifts that get left up on the rooftops for me. Stopping off up here to find some hot chocolate or a thermous of soup is a stark reminder that I am appreciated here and that the holidays are just around the corner. New Yorkers aren't so bad. They're softies. They only act tough. You got a New Yorker as a friend, you gotta friend for life.

God I love this city.

Well, it's getting ready to click 9:00PM. I've got to get down to lower Manhattan. Hit Battery Park then head up the East Side. From there It's up to the Bronx then I'll probably stop off and check in on the ol' Hornhead, Matt Murdock down in Hell's Kitchen. Haven't hooked up with Devil for a couple of weeks. Been too busy!!!

Well, time to stash the laptop and hit the skyline!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Working.... It's For The Birds!!!

2006-10-21T14:54:00.000-04:00

Greets All You True Believers!!

The Webheads' been HELLA Busy this past week! I was amazed when I finally got the chance to jump online only to see so many of you wishing me the best! I may not have much in life, but you all make me feel like a million bucks!

Moving along-
Spent pretty much the better part of this week over at the UN. Jamesons' had me covering the whole North Korea thing along with Nancy Drake an up and coming star reporter. As Jameson says: "I want you stuck to her like flies on...." well, you know what I mean. Anywho... She's none too pleased with me lately. When duty calls, I've gotta get scarce real quick. Unfortunately I've pretty much convinced her that I have an uncontrollable bladder problem. Gotta do what ya gotta do I guess. I think she's been talking to Jameson about my lackluster performance on the job. I'll probably be hearing something on Monday. Oh joy.

I can't wait... :-/

Oh! Almost forgot. Was webslinging somewhere over Chelsea when the ol' Spidersense kicked in! Getting my bearings I notice what looked like a glider silently fleeting down below me between the buildings. Not another friggin plane I thought. My luck with planes is less than exemplary lately. I head down for a closer look. The thing vanished but my Spidersense was still banging my head like a bass drum. All of a sudden -

WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something swooped down and managed to clock me square in the back! What the heck could have hit me so easily? That's when I saw it. My old pal Adrian Toomes. Better know in Super Villian circles as The Vulture. For a fossil, the guy's got some pretty impressive reflexes and speed! It wasn't long before I was within range of the bird and a well placed shot of webbing to those wings sent him plummeting earthward. A quick -=THWAP=- and I stopped his fall... "Soooo, long-tooth! How ya been? Missed ya in these parts!" I said. "It is unfortunate we had to meet this way bug. Things are going to be getting real interesting for you". Toomes retorted. "Well Vulture, it seems like you are in no position to be handing out threats seeing that you are 'a bit tied up' if you know what I mean..." I joked. "Ahhhh Webslinger, things aren't always as they seem.... We're coming back..."

BAMF!!
UUUuuUUuuuGgggggHhhhHhhh..........

I open my eyes only to realize that I was staring up into space. An hour had passed. No sign of the Vulture. What did he mean by "We're coming back"? I hope it isn't what I think he means.

Well, I gotta head over to Times Square. Gotta pick up MJ. We're going over to Aunt May's. She's whipping up some of her tuna salad! You ain't lived until you had May's Tuna Salad!! I'll be in touch!

Keep On Slingin!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Spidey's Back In The Hood!!

2006-09-30T07:25:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

I'm alive!!!! Imagine that!!!
Been a pretty busy couple of weeks! Jamesons' had me hard at work at the U.N covering the mess that happened during the recent United Nations Conference (BORING). But heck it pays the bills. Got lots of great shots of those Iranian and Valenzuelan dudes that decided to talk smack. Can you believe those guys? Heck, I may not agree with the president on EVERY topic but to come here and talk smack? That's pretty bold if ya know what I mean. Jameson was happy with what I produced. The Bugle had some great front page shots courtesy of one P. Parker...

Thank You Very Much!! (Chaaaaaa-CHING!!) See? That black cloud isn't ALWAYS over my head!!

In other Spidey News- I got a letter from faithful fan - Lexi. It reads:

Dear Spider-Man,
First off, I'd like to say that you absolutely ROCK MY WORLD!! I Sooooo want to meet you! One of these days I'll be in New York City and I expect to at least see you once!! I'll let you know when I'm coming!! Anyway, I have a question - You fight crime for a living. With the super strength and all.... How do you deal with guys like molesters and other vile criminals that don't have super powers? It just seems like you should have "accidently" killed one of those scumbags by now.... How do you keep control of yourself?

Thanks, Your Fan Always - LeXi

WOW Lexi!! What a great question!! I've never been asked that before! To be honest with you, it's a battle I deal with everyday. Many of the bad guys I deal with are your normal everyday thug. If I'm not careful, I would kill them! One thing that isn't usually mentioned in the comics is that my Spider-Sense helps me out there. It's all too easy for me to take some poor slob out of their misery simply because one swing would be the same as slamming a sledge hammer against their head! If things start to push the limits of mortality, my Spider-Sense lets me know it QUICK! It tells me when and when not to back off. It's a danger warning. Not only for myself but for others.

I'll be honest with you sometimes every cell of my being want's to ignore it especially when it comes to adults hurting kids. But I've become real acustomed to listening to that tingle.

Thanks for the GREAT question Lexi! Well, I'd better be hitting the skyline! It's a little after 11:00PM here and I've got a few more rounds of Manhattan to do. Thanks for sticking with me all! You have no idea how much you all mean to me!!!

Compliments-
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!!!

Reflections...

2006-09-11T19:02:00.000-04:00

Never Forget... never forget... To us New Yorker's, thats' a paradoxical phrase. In one breath, we never wan't to forget about 9/11. In the next, we wish it was something that would never cross our minds again. It's a strange feeling that I can't quite describe. The mere thought of that day brings up more painful memories than you can possibly imagine. Especially if you had family and/or friends that worked in the towers or were some of the first responders. Some of which I had many. I get asked a lot this time of year about what I was doing that beautiful morning of September 11th, 2001. I, like just about everyone else in this country can remember exactly what I was doing, where I was going and what I was thinking. With that said, I'll answer some questions that I've received in email...

1. Where were you on 9/11 Spiderman?
It just so happens that I had just left 1 World Trade Center (the North Tower) about 30 minutes prior to the attack and was headed north toward the Bronx.

2. Didn't your Spider-sense alert you to the danger?
Now usually something happening all the way down in Lower Manhattan from up in the Bronx wouldn't fire off my Spidersenses. But on that day, they hit me like a sledge hammer. I'd never felt it that strong ever or ever since. I paused to get my bearings as I thought maybe there was something wrong with me and that's when I saw it. The smoke bellowing up to the skies south of me. I immediately headed down the East side when a second round of tingling about slammed me to the ground. The 2nd plane had just struck. There is nothing worse in the world when us superheros are helpless to protect those that we swore to serve.

3. Would you like to see the towers rebuilt?
I'll be honest with you all. I usually stay out of pollitically hot topics like this BUT- for the record, Spidey supports rebuilding the towers. I knew many fine folks that worked in those towers. From my experience with them, I can honestly say they would want those towers rebuilt to the millimeter. Those towers symbolized what America was all about. Freedom & prosperity. With that said, I support them. (Oh... Hey Mario, if you can somehow read my blog from up there, I want to say thanks for that hot chocolate & cannolis that your wife whipped up onthose cold winter nights. It's not the same down here without ya bro...)

4. Couldn't you have done anything Spider-Man? It just seems with all your powers, you could have stopped this!!
That runs through my mind every day. It's stabs me like a knife every time I sling over GZ. Is there something, anything I could have done? I'll never know. Truth is, everything was a blur. A nightmare. Not something I ever want to experience again. Ever.

Finally I would like to say this to the firefighters, police officers and all of the other support personnell who went above & beyond, we superheros got your back. You all proved beyond a shadow of a doubt what the phrase "With Great Power Must Come Great Responsibility" really means. We're a great city. With even greater people.

Well, I felt that I had to say some words about today.
Time to go back to work...

Peace.

A Fan Contribution!!

2006-09-03T12:30:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man here with a really cool drawing that fellow fan- Brian submittied! I must've laughed for a good fifteen minutes on this one! There's one thing I CAN say about Spidey fans - You are all some creative geniuses! Check this out...

"Why Venom should NEVER take Viagra!!" I gotta hand it to ya Brian, that was seriously funny! Now that I think about it, maybe I should carry some while I'm out webslinging. A quick pitch of one down his ol' kisser might just do the trick in stopping that slobber mouth.

In other Spidey news- I managed to REALLY tick off Jameson on Friday. It's all about being in the right place at the right time I guess. I was slingin along E. 34th Street when I saw a van barreling down on an intersection. Spider-Sense kicked into I gear right about that time. A woman unaware of what was about to happen wandered into the intersection.

This looks like a job for Spid.... (errrr, wrong Superhero...)

A well placed THWAP!! sent me on a dive toward the woman. In one swoop, I managed to scoop her up in my right arm while firing off another shot that sent us both to the rooftops. Disaster averted. Or so I thought.

You see, the woman that I just rescued from certain death was none other than Marla - - - Jameson! Yep, the wife of ole' Triple J himself (poor woman). Needless to say, the very thought of him having to be thankful to his "arch-nemesis" will have me smirking for some time when I head to the office!!!

Well, I'd better hit the skyline. I've been watching Star Trek all morning and the city needs me!
Thanks for the great laugh Brian!!!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A Quick 'lastnight' Update -

2006-08-22T18:53:00.000-04:00

Greets all you Webheads out there!

Spidey just wanted to chime in real quick with a status report on my night with Reed, Susan, Johnny & Ben lastnight (the Fantastic Four to you greenhorns!). As I said, Sue's Dinner was 'to die for"! I swear, after eating her dinner, I looked like the kingpin myself! My gut must have grown 10 inches... uugghhh. The ole' Spidey metabolism keeps me in check fortunately!

After dinner, Johnny and I retired to the game room where he proceeded to introduce me to the Xbox360. There are no words to describe the insane awesomeness of this thing! I'll be honest with ya, I never was that big into console gaming as Daredevil and I primarily game on PCs. The 360 however could easily change all of that. Johnny and I got our speed fix in Project Gotham Racing. Nothing like doing 120MPH down Las Vegas Blvd!! On the downside, it almost came to blows a couple of times! Johnny is a bit too competitive! After that we took turns at Dead Rising. This game is unreal. It takes place in a shopping mall FULL of zombies! If you're a George Romero fan (Which I fanatically am!) You'll love this game. Yea, there's an object to it but I was just having fun obliterating zombies with cash registers, potted plants & katanas!

Wicked FUN!!

Well, I gotta run. Fortunately it's a slow night. I've got a couple more rounds of lower Manhattan to get in under my belt then I think I'll surprise MJ by picking her up at the studio and taking her out to dinner!

Wish me luck!!
Compliments- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Spidey's Back On The Beat!!

2006-08-21T21:11:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is back on the scene!! Sorry about that bit of an absense but it was necessary. My buddy Matt Murdock found out from the streets that some of Fisk's grunts learned of my lil home on the Web and were using it to keep some tabs on me and my whereabouts.

Unbelievable...

You can't do anything these days without some form of scumbag taking advantage of the situation. Not that it really mattered. It just so happens that the Kingpin's grunts that managed to work me up a couple of weeks ago are now comfortably resting in the security level of Lenox Hill Hospital after being introduced to the business end of my red gloves.

I honestly try not to take things personally. Especially when it comes to my non-superpowered badguy friends. If I'm not careful, I could easily check these guys out the hard way. But heck, I figured in this case, they deserved at least a few broken bones.

To which I obliged. They'll be okay though. It's a lesson they won't soon forget.

As for Kingpin, I managed to spank him like the spoiled bratt he is. Honestly, I just couldn't bring myself to break his kneecaps like Hornhead did. So I decided to play dentist and extract a few of his teeth the Spidey way. When all was said and done, the NYPD got a nice big FAT package on their doorstep minus a couple molars. He's in a more secure spot that the authorities keep under tight wraps. Rumor has it, ol' Kingy & Magneto are cell mates! Misery loves company they always say...

The cherry on top of this sundae? I managed to get a TON of shots for The Bugle! Yep, rent is gonna be NO problem this month! Thanks for hanging in there for me! Sometimes even Spider-Man needs to go undercover every now and then!

Well, on to my next adventure! I'll be sure to keep you all in the loop. But right now, Sue Storm invited me over to FF Headquarters for some dinner! Sues' an AWESOME cook! She makes the best Roast Beef, mashed potatoes & gravy this side of the Mississippi!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Somebody Kill Me Now...

2006-08-05T13:53:00.000-04:00

I know I'm a superhero and all but I'll be honest, even Spider-Man has his off nights. Let's be blunt, I got my tukas handed to me on a silver platter. Every joint, muscle, blood vessel & cell screams of pain.

Yep... The downside of "Great Responsibility".

Was slinging along lastnight when I saw a fire down by the docks on the Lower East Side. No big deal. My M.O. is to head on down, make sure no one is at risk of becoming crispy and then I let the FDNY take over.

This time was different.

Spider Sense made me all too aware that someone was in the warehouse. It hit me like a ton of bricks. A quick lunge through a plate glass window and I saw my mark. Some vato with duct tape over his mouth and one to many bruises to have fallen down the stairs. If there was one thing that was certain, this wasn't his day.

Spidey to the rescue!

BLAM!!!! Ka-POW BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
(hmmmmm okay, not so much....)

Gunfire usually means that someone doesn't want this poor slob rescued. Not to worry! When you've got the speed, agility & proportionate strength of a spider, this guy is as good a saved. I hiked this guy over my shoulder, and with a quick 'Thwip' of my wrist, we were headed toward the skyline! Soon he was tucked in and snug as a bug in a rug up on a nearby apartment rooftop.

Now to deal with mister happy trigger finger.

Ahhh... that familiar tingles' returned. But the tingle wasn't caused by the goon with the AK-47 dead ahead of me. It was from the steel pipe that contacted the back of my skull sending me head over heals. I looked up just in time to see a huge hulking figure approach me and drop one red rose.

Uuugghhhh.... Anything but this.

I must have battled for hours. Between dodging automatic fire and staggering blows from Kingpin's fists, I must have finally relented. All I remember is waking up the next morning at Matt Murdock's place with a bag of frozen peas resting on the shiner right below my left eye. Ole' hornhead happened upon me and got me outta there. Ya know something? No one has worse timing than Matt. Just a few minutes earlier and last night would've turned out a bit differently.

Well, I'm nursing the wounds today. Oh, Mr. Wilson Fisk. Go ahead and yuk it up now. Because I'm coming. Not even god is going to be able to save you from the wrath of

SPIDER-MAN

I'm outta here...

'V' Is For Venom.....

2006-07-23T13:17:00.000-04:00

Yep, when it comes to mucking up my beautiful Red & Blues, nobody does a better job than my favorite playmate Venom. This picture was released yesterday of Eddie "doing his thing".

Sheeeesh, sucks to be him.

I never could understand all the hooplah surrounding Venom. Yea, he looks cool with the teeth and all but he's got a serious orthopedic problem. His over active salivary glands has got to result in extremely embarassing situations (especially with the ladies...) But all in all, I will say this about my orally challenged friend, He's one tough nut to crack. Other than Carnage, Venom is hands down one of the toughest villains I've ever faced.

You Webslinger fans out there are indeed going to be treated to the battle of a lifetime when you make it to the theaters on May 4th, 2007. I've recieved my share of Emails from fans concerned that Venom will be ruined because of the way Venom looks in the comics can't be transferred to film.

Trust me - Sam won't let you guys down! The work those guys do is nothing short of incredible. If anyone should be concerned it should be Yours Truly! Unless you've stared Venom down eye to eye, it's hard to imagine that any special effects team could get him right! However...

I'm not concerned.

Well, time to hit the skyline!!
Compliments -
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Are Ya Ready For Some Spidey??!!!!

2006-07-14T11:27:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

Well, it looks like the fine folks over at Sony Pictures have finally released the official poster for my 3rd movie! I like it. Simple, yet effective. I know, I know... Alot of you fans were hoping to catch a glimps of Slobber-bag Venom. But all in good time! Seeing that guy is gonna be worth every second of waiting. Trust the Webhead!

Anywho, hope you all like the movie poster!

In other Spidey news -

I was hanging out over at the Baxter building talking with Johnny Storm. He was talking about the next installment of the Fantastic Four. I don't know about you, but from what John was telling me, this next movie is gonna be KILLER! Keep an eye out on this one. Oh, by the way, did I ever tell you that Sue makes the BEST pigs-in-a-blanket this side of the Hudson? I almost made myself sick on them!!

Yesterday I was hanging out on the patio of a little coffee shop called the Toast-n-Roast. (yea, stupid name, I know) All of a sudden this Taxi blew a tire or something and lost control! I didn't have time to change so I just reached under my belt and pulled out my mask, threw it on while everyone was focused on the wayward Taxi and headed for high ground. Fortunately I managed to snag the yellow beast before it plowed into the sidewalk. I gave it a nice cozy roost on the second floor fire escape of a nearby apartment building. It's gonna be hell getting that thing down. Hehehehehe.....

Well, I'm going to head back to the apartment and take a shower then wash these disgusting red & blues! It is just absolutely nasty hot & humid out here!!! There's one thing about Spiders you may not know. They smell HORRIBLE when they're all sweaty!!

I'm outta here!!
Compliments - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Happy 4th All You USA'ers!!!

2006-07-04T12:16:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!! And Happy 4th Of July! We here in the USA are in full celebratory mode!

As we Americans celebrate our 230th year of Independance, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man wanted to wish ALL of his friends and fans the world over the best! There was quite the little celebration going on last night as I was slinging past the Empire State Building! I broke out the ol' digital cam and snapped off this shot. Not bad for being taken in mid-flight!

Spidey wants to wish all of you good folks in the US a happy 4th! And do the Webhead a favor. Please make it a safe one. I'll be out working my tukas off tonight. Not every city has a workaholic with the proportionate speed, strength & agility of a spider looking out for them! Take care of yourselves and those around you.

On another note. Fellow fan Bryant from Mississagua, ON (Canada for those that don't know!!) created the awesome "Spider-Man The Weblog" Banner on top of the page!! Loving those Venom eyes. I'll be honest, there is nothing quite like the chill that goes down your spine when your staring in those eyes face to face. It definitely gets the ol' adrenaline pumping!! Thanks Bryant for the EXCELLENT work!

Well, I've gone on long enough. I've got a TON of work to do today. Again, stay safe out there tonight and for all of my international fans not celebrating, have a great day, thanks for being a fan! Spidey's thinking about you all!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

SO!! What'd Ya Think???

2006-06-28T20:28:00.000-04:00

WOW! That's all I can say. WOW.

From the amount of messages I've received, I can pretty much tell what you thought! This is the official Spider-Man 3 Trailer Spot - Tell me what you liked and what you didn't like.

You all are going to love this chapter in my life. I must say that Sam stuck to his guns and kept this story as close to the original as humanly possible. You hardcore fans will see that right up front as well as see the points that it deviates. But I will say that it doesn't wander off very far. You'll be impressed trust me!

I did get an Email today that, well, made the Webslinger feel pretty darned good. One of my fans said they went to go see Superman just to see my trailer! Now THATS a fan!! I'm truly greatful. In honor of the man of steel however, MJ and I will be at the first showing on Saturday morning!

You all truly amaze me. You're my fuel that keeps me going. I can't wait until you all can see this movie. Be looking for more trailers as the release date nears!

Well, I'd better head off. Gotta hit lower Manhattan before I go to pickup MJ.

Take Care & Compliments,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

The Great Unveiling....

2006-06-15T10:10:00.000-04:00

Okay,
So I'm sure that the questions are going to start rolling in. And I'm really curious as to what all of you fans think of the idea of me finally revealing my identity?

Good Idea? Bad Idea?

All is not lost however. Although I can't reveal too much, what I can say is that even though the cat is out of the bag (for now). My identity is still safe at hand. Us superheros have connections.

I gotta admit though, it feels like an enormous weight has been lifted off my shoulders!! Not sure if I'll have a job too much longer if the whole identity thing decides to stick. Jamesons' gonna be one P.O'd puppy! All of those pictures he's paid me for when all along I was merely posing & shooting....

Eeeesh. It could get ugly.

Anyway, I really want your opinions! You, THE FANS are going to decide -

Should Spidey Reveal His Identity?

There you have it. Speak your voice! Let Spider-Man fans the world over have their say!! Tell me and tell MARVEL what the fans want! It's because of you all that I even exist. Let your word be spoken and HEARD!!

Oh, and tell Marvel the REAL Spider-Man sent ya....

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Happy Memorial Day!!

2006-05-29T10:05:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers! Today is a special day here in the good ol' U.S of A. It's Memorial Day. It's the day that we honor our fallen soldiers that fought valiantly to protect our freedoms. The REAL heros.

But Spidey needs to say something...

This holiday shouldn't be just an American holiday. Whatever country your in, take a moment and honor those that have fallen in the quest for freedom. Honor those that died so you have the freedoms that you have today. It's an ideal that we all share and have a right to.

Those heros deserve it.

The Webslinger has quite the busy day today! I'm actually going to make an appearance today! I'll be at Battery Park and I'll make an honorary sling over the World Trade Center Memorial Grounds. You didn't hear this from me but rumor has it, that the man himself -SUPES just might make a fly over!
Well, I'd better get to Slingin. I've gotta make my way all the way up to The Bronx and back down the West Side all before noon!

Take Care Everyone,
Happy Memorial Day (where ever you may be...)
Keep On Slingin!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Spidey Slingin In!!

2006-05-17T09:46:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man slingin on in to give all of my fans a shout out! I've been super busy these past couple of weeks and I wanted to fill everyone in on what the Webhead has been up to.

Before I do that however, I wanted to say to all my fans, thank you... You all sticking with me means the world to this Webhead. Just remember, it's because of all of you fans that I do what I do.

You all deserve nothing less.

Anyway, JJJ has had me on assignment at the United Nations again. It seems there is some political soup-a-boiling. From what I've heard it has to do with this whole Iran thing. I just take pictures. I leave the news junk to the pencil pushers. Got some great shots though! I should have no problem making rent this month!
MJ headed out to Los Angeles yesterday. We spent the weekend scurrying about getting some last minute items for her trip. She's doing some kind of layout for another magazine. Go get 'em girly!!
On Sunday, we spent the day with Aunt May for Mother's Day. I tell ya, for as old as she is, that lil' ladys' got some spark!! Even Spidey would be wise not to cross Aunt May on an "off day".

All in all it was a great time though.

Fortunately nothing huge to report on the Spidey front other than my Red & Blues are all spiffy, sewn and clean!! MJ surprised me and had them washed and sanitized. Doing all of that Spidey stuff makes for some less than desirable smelling spidey duds!! The occasional rip and tear desn't help matters. Heck, even Spidey has an image to uphold!! MJ, if you're reading this, your worse half thanks you bunches!! xxxooo's

Well, Time to hit the skyline! A Spider's Work Is Never Done!!

Thanks for checking in on the Webslinger!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Hangin' Wit Ma Homies...

2006-05-03T09:33:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man coming to you from Times Square. I'll be honest, I rarely come down here as the Square gets WaaaaaY too touristy sometimes. I'm usually looking down on the throngs of people from above as I fleet by. Yesterday was different however. There wasn't much going on and I was just slinging around waiting for a twinge of spidersense, a pumpkin bomb, Galactus..... ANYTHING! All of a sudden,

HEY CHECK IT OUT!! THERE GOES SPIDER-MAN!!

I figured, what the heck. I rarely get the chance to just hang out with fans so I decided to put my route on hold and visit with friends. A quick shot-o-webbing sent me in an arc down to the streets below. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - You fans are AWESOME! You're always the nicest bunch of people! I met a family from Nebraska!! I didn't think anyone lived in Nebraska! Their son Nathan, wanted his picture taken with him on my shoulders. I gladly obliged. There were TONS of teenagers around! I hope I'm a good influence on you all!

Anyway I managed to stash my camera atop a roasted almond vendor's cart for some shots for the Bugle. Spidey getting all the attention always chaps Jameson's hyde.... :-) and should bring in a few bucks.

All in all, with all of the autographs & cameraphone pics it was a fantastic time and I hope you all had as good a time as I did! I've made a promise to get down to street level more often on my journeys across Manhattan. Sometimes I get wrapped up in my affairs and lose track of whats important. Trust me. Just ask MJ!!

Well, I'd better get back to it! Someone out there needs -
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Keep On Slingin!!

Immitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.... (i guess)

2006-04-28T16:47:00.000-04:00

What a day. It's not everyday that I get to get a shot like this. This guy was on the outside of the railings on top of the Empire State Building. I was too far away to get to him in time so I locked him in place with two well placed shots of the good ol' gooey stuff! After chatting with him, I found out that he was actually a base jumper "having a really bad day"... You can say that again I told him as the NYPD stormed over to where he was a permanent fixture of the railing!

The NYPD soon had things under control. The only problem was, they couldn't move him until my webbing had enough time to disolve a bit. I offered to bring in over but the NYPD told me that this'll serve "this bozo" some good. "Nuttin like a little fear-o-god, know what I'm talkin about??" One of the officers said.

What a bunch of crack ups...

I let them have their fun and I made my way up to the Bronx to see what kind of trouble I could get into.

ONLY IN NEW YORK CITY!!!

Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

When Da Goblin Comes A Knockin...

2006-04-15T12:13:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!!

What do you get when you cross a Spider with a gliding, cackelling wannabe Green Goblin? Well, you get a bloody & bruised Hobgoblin limping off into the sewers from where he came...(Not to mention a bit of a sore Webslinger)

THATS WHAT!

Yep, had a nice little run in with Hobby last night! It's odd, if your a comic book reader, you'd think that every time I turn around, I'm squaring off with another big nasty supervillian ready to tear the webs off of me. Unfortunately (errr...fortunately for me!) those encounters are few and far between. Lastnight was an exception. While webslinging up around Morningside Heights, I got that all-to-familiar tingling at the base of my skull. Something unpleasant was about to go down.

It was about that time that the dull THUD of a pumpkin bomb exploded at my six throwing me against a "very hard" apartment building. Kissing a building is always such a nice feeling. The numbness soon wore off.

Now I'm miffed...

Lesson number 1 in fighting supervillians:
Study your enemy! Hobgoblin is a very strong villian. And he's got the potential of being one of my most feared adversaries. But one problem- he's stupid. When excuting an attack, he always, ALWAYS "celebrates" like a football player scoring a touchdown. I count on that. Bad mistake when you have the proportionate strength, speed, agility and healing abilities of a genetically modified spider!

Two well placed shots of the ol' webbing to Hobby's feet permanently afixed him to that glider. Whew!!! If only the movies would play back the curse words that this guy is capable of spewing out!! WOW. He's got the mouth of a drunken sailor when he's on the wrong side of my fists. Anyway, a quick tug of my left webline sent him careening into a watertower and smack into the brick wall on the other side.

That HAD ta hurt...

Once I made my way over to the scene, I was greeted with my favorite of all weapons - Razor-edged batwings! When is this moron gonna learn that these things, at most cause a knick here and...and......

K--A--Z--Z--A--P!!!!!!

But ultimately he impressed me. While I was dodging those nasty wings, he managed to land 10,000 volts on me from those blasted gloves of his. Fortunately I was airborn when I got hit or I'd be pretty fried right now.

Well, when I came to, Hobby was long gone. Now I'm on the hunt. I can only imagine what he's got up his sleeve. What worries me is that Hobgoblins' teamed up with Kingpin in the past. I find it all too coincidental that Daredevil is taking on that mobster and Hobby just happens to pay me a visit.

Time to go talk to ol' Hornhead...

Will keep you posted,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Time To Catch Up!!

2006-04-07T17:25:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man just finishing up a sweep of Lower Manhattan. Overheard a squad car earlier today broadcasting a 10-33. When you've been in this business as long as I have you tend to learn what those blasted codes mean. Unfortunately a 10-33 is the code for an explosive device or a threat of an explosive device.

With all of the NYPD scouring the city, a sweep using the good ol' spider sense is just what the doctor ordered. It must've been a false alarm as I didn't even pick up a twinge. All is quiet. There are still alot of New York's Finest down in the Financial District as a "just in case" measure.

Sorry I haven't chimed in in a few days! It's been one of those weeks. Between Jameson, MJ and Aunt May, I barely have time to breathe! Jamesons' been hot and heavy on getting some mafia scoops. Word on the street they're in town. As he says, "I want mobsters on the front page! CRIME RING GRIPS NYC! SPIDER-MAN HELPLESS TO STOP IT!!!"

Yea...yea...yea...

Then you've got MJ. Honestly I love her to death. But darn it! She knew about the whole Spider-Man thing coming into this relationship. I constantly feel like I'm the object of a tug-o-war game Spidey on one side and MJ on the other. It's a battle I'm getting tired of fighting.

Then there's Aunt May. I've been busy lately. Real busy. I haven't been over to see her in awhile. My bad. I feel like a dolt when I put her on the back burner. She deserves better from me. I made some time this week to spend with her and she truly enjoyed it. MJ and I are going into Queens to have dinner with her on Saturday. It'll be good for all of us.

You see? There are problems even Spider-Man can't solve!!

Well, back to work. Gonna get one more round of the city in then it's out of these Red & Blues, gonna grab MJ for some eats and watch V For Vendetta!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

"Surveying My City..."

2006-03-28T18:43:00.000-05:00

Whooooo-Hooooo!!!! This picture saved my red and blue behind! I seriously didn't think I was going to make rent this month. I went out on a feverish rampage to get some great spidey pics. Even though Jameson bash's the Webslinger every chance he can get, I kind of sense the feeling that somewhere in that ice cold stone of a heart of his, he admires me. I titled the image "Surveying My City". Jameson went nuts for it! Not only did I have enough for rent, I've got some left over to take MJ out to see the Broadway Play "RENT" this weekend! (No pun intended). I already picked up the tickets!

How cool am I??

Of course, Jameson then quickly went on a tirade about Spider-Man having some sick habit of looking in women's windows. "I bet that webbed freak spends his nights peeping in on the neighborhood bimbo for some 50 cent jollies. The Pervert!!" I can't get a break. Fortunately, Robbie Robertson is always there to go to bat for me. Jameson seems to listen to him (thank god...).

He soon calmed down and focused his attention on Betty who was busy dealing with Mrs. Jameson.

Well, hope you like the shot! I'm pretty darned proud of it! I set my trusty camera on top of a mail box to get that shot. Not a very wise move in New York City. But what the heck-

I'm Spider-Man

Take Care My Webslinging Fanatics!!
KEEP ON SLINGIN!!!
Spider-Man

Who Would Win In A Fight?

2006-03-25T09:25:00.000-05:00

Ever play that "What IF" game? That's what I thought of when I saw this picture submitted by fellow fan Justin. Okay, I've known ol' Supes for a long time and yes, we did tustle once (a'la temporary Lex Luthor strengh enhancement). But the thought of putting the beat down on Superman is pretty funny!

It makes for quite the entertaining pic I must say!

Squaring off with Superman, you really get the idea just how strong this guy is. I'm just glad we came to terms and realized we were on the same side! I would have hated to send him home crying like a little girl... (hehehe... Just kiddin Clark!)

Anyway, THANKS JUSTIN for shooting that pic my way! It got quite the laugh out of MJ (yea, it was funny but not that funny MJ...Sheeeesh!!) She just snagged a copy of it and is going to run it over to Sue Storm so the rest of the Fantastic Four can yuk it up!

Yep, my friends never pass the opportunity to get a belly laugh at the Webslinger's expense...

Did I say thanks Justin????

Well, I'm off! I gots baddies to battle!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Support The Webslinger! Tell Macy's To Bring Spidey Back!

2006-03-21T12:38:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers! I recently received an email from Chris, a fierce Spidey fan! Chris is trying to make a difference and wants our help!

You see, Macy's decided awhile back to nix The Webslinger from the traditional Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Personally I didn't do anything to push the issue but I always listen to my fans and it appears that the fans are starting to let their voice be heard!

They want to see Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man floating down Broadway once again! I'm truly touched that there are fans that would go to this level to keep Spidey near and dear.

If you want to help bring The Webslinger back to that famous parade, then warm up those fingers and sign this petition To Bring Spidey Back!! Heck, Spidey fans are so generous that they'd even settle for a Marvel Comics float for the parade which I personally would support 100 percent! I'd love to have my fellow Supes join in on the fun! If you like the idea, then by all means, help out and let's see what 'The People' can do to bring their favorite Webslinger back to the Parade!

Live outside the US? No problem!! Personally, I can't think of a stronger statement than to have Spidey's international fans raising up to have Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man brought back to the Parade! Living in a world of conflicts like the one we live in today, it would be nice to show the "powers that be" that the global community can and does act as a single people. No matter where you live!

Thanks Chris for rallying the troops! Spider-Man Fans never cease to amaze me. You all are AWESOME!!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Up For A Little Science Of Superheros?

2006-03-17T19:38:00.000-05:00

Heads up all of you Marvel Madmen & Women!! The World Premier of the MARVEL SUPERHEROS SCIENCE EXHIBITION is upon us!

Thats right, now all of you Webheads, X-Fans, Hulksters & FF-Freaks can get involved with your favorite underwear-sporting superhero! Learn the science behind the 'Super'.

I soooooo wanted to go out and attend this. Unfortunately, there will be a stand in to take my place. He better do me proud. According to the website, the Spider-Man venue will include - " Hang from super-strong "Spider Web"! Climb a wall, Spider-Man style! Learn the creepy-crawly science that gives Spidey his powers!" How cool is that! I'm sure the webbing wont be as tactile as my own loving recipe but it'll do for science sake!

If you call Los Angeles home and are interested in checking it out, here is some contact info! Opening March 26th through Sept 4th at the California Science Center!

The California Science Center
700 State Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90037
Phone: (323) SCIENCE
(323) 724-3623

The California Science Center is located in Exposition Park at the corner of Figueroa Street and Exposition Boulevard, west of the 110 (Harbor) freeway. The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, and Sports Arena are south of the Science Center. Here's their website.

Ticket prices range from 9 bucks down to 7 bucks for kids. Not bad!

I really hope some of you head on over and attend this thing! I'm dying to know how it is! Heck take pictures and shoot them my way! I'll be more than happy to tell the tale here on the ol' WEB-log....

Well, I'm outta here. I've done my advertisement duty to the Marvel gods. A Spider's work is never done!!

Take Care & As Always,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

It's Just Me And The Sky

2006-03-15T15:35:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!
It's been a heck of a week so far. Haven't had a chance to hit up the ol' Blog! I lay the blame solely at the feet of J Jonah Jameson. He's been on this rampage lately about digging up dirt on Spidey's involvement with the mob. Does this guy actually believe his own nonsense?

Apparently one of the staff photographers over at The Bugle got off a shot of me squaring off with some of Fisk's goons along side Punisher. Of course, now Spidey's in league with an assassin and a godfather.

Great...Just great

MJ finally made it back from L.A. I guess hob-nobbing with movie stars isn't all its cracked up to be. She kept ranting on about the press and how belligerent those photographers are. "Geee, thanks honey. Way to drag my profession through the mud..."

Oh well, such is my life. Anywho, kicking back here atop the Chrysler Building is just what the doctor ordered. Think I'll grab some Cheetos from my stash up here and enjoy the scenery.

It's just me and the sky...
- Spidey Out

Mail Call! A Fan Checks In...

2006-03-04T11:51:00.000-05:00

Greets from high atop the GE building! Looking down, I can see the throngs of people milling around Rockefeller Center. It's been a pretty steady day. I decided to take a day off away from Frank Cast....(err..... The Punisher). I can only take so much of that guy then I need to break away for a bit and do my own thing. Today seemed like a good day to just take on the usual petty crooks, thieves and gangsters. They're great for keeping the ol' edge sharpened.

Received a fan letter a couple of days ago from Wendy in Denver, Colorado! She says:

"Hey Spider-Man! A friend of mine told me about your site while I was at school today and I couldn't wait to get home and look you up! You are my number one, favorite superhero and giving your fans the chance to write you is the coolest thing evar!!! Well, I've always wanted to ask you this question- Whats it like to go webslinging? Whats it really like??

Your fan forever!!
Wendy

Well Wendy, webslinging is almost like dreaming. When you're high above the city, dangling from a thread, you really don't feel anything. It's like every problem you've ever had suddenly melts away.

Heres a pic I snapped from my beltcam!

I guess the most noticable thing about webslinging is the silence. Down at street level, you've got your usual array of city sounds. Which in NY means a plethora of horns, trains, sirens, expletives etc...etc...etc... As soon as I head skyward it all appears to vanish.

All in all, webslinging is the rush of a lifetime! Thanks for the great question! I always love hearing from you fans and I do my best to answer each and every piece of mail I get! You all keep me going!

In other news, MJ is out in LA this weekend for the Oscar stuff. Her agency all got tickets to attend the bash. I wish I could have gone. Afterall I did get a ticket too! But alas, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man has obligations! MJ promised to send me some pics of Los Angeles and some of the festivities! As soon as I get them, I'll post them here so everyone can see what the phrase "With Great Powers Must Come Great Responsibility" really means!

Have Fun MJ...
And you all take care!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Spider-Man Awash...

2006-02-25T07:28:00.000-05:00

Greetings True Believers!

Whaddya think?

Now's the time to sound off. Now that Sony has officially released the image, I'm sure that it's going to stir the pot! Anytime I'm mentioned to be in a black costume, whispers of 'you-know-who' begin tickling the tongues of fans!

I'm pretty much keeping my trap shut on this one but yours truly is really curious on your takes. Having to keep mum on certain topics really can be daunting. I can say this however, some really GREAT surprises lay in store! Sit back and enjoy the ride.

What's your first impression of the supposed newly announced "Black" duds? Make your voice heard!

I'll be back later with a Punisher update (this guy is a piece of work). Right now, I'm stopped off here at the United Nations for a quick breather. The security detail atop the building are really cool guys and they even saved me a slice of pepperoni pie!

Well, time to head out!
Take Care & Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Can Things Get Any Worse?

2006-02-22T09:10:00.000-05:00

One word answer -

Yes.

To catch you up a bit, my buddy Daredevil has been on the tails of a mob boss by the name of Wilson Fiske. You may have heard of his alter ego - The Kingpin. Well, hornhead got too close and a bunch of his goons worked him over real good. I just happened to show up at the right time to save his sorry hyde from a life in a wheelchair. So now, you gotta ask yourself, "What's wrong with that? You helped out Daredevil, he's on the mend and the bad guys lost!"

WRONG....

Last night I was slinging over the Lower East Side where Kingpin's goons have been sighted most. My guess is Kingys' in the neighborhood somewhere. All of a sudden my Spidersense kicked in. FINALLY!! I've got a bite. One problem, my Spidersense wasn't alerting me to Kingpin or his goons. It's alerting me to the huge black figure diving towards me from the top of the building. A quick lean to the left and a SWAT, sent the figure hurdling through a window. I landed on the side of the building across the alley to see who would emerge from the shattered remnants of the window. I was immediately met with a hail of gunfire. Through the muzzle flashes, I could just make out a familiar chest logo.

The Punisher.

I guess, Daredevil's activity with Kingpin's goons has stirred the cockroaches. Punishers' in town to clean up. Great.... Just what I need. An overzealous, trigger-twitchy maniac that not only thinks Kingpins' the bad guy but Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man as well! Nothing like fighting a fight on two fronts.

Something tells me this is going to be a long night...

Well, after dodging Punny's fire (that really torks him off by the way), as well as a flurry of (ahem) expletives due to his inability to land a shot on me, he soon ran out of ammo. At which point I made cottage cheese out of his face and eventually pinned him to the side of the building with some well placed webbing. He was one pissed off puppy!! Whew!! Fortunately I was able to convince him that for the time being, we need to focus our efforts on the Kingpin. This isn't the first time I've had to team up with this psycho. I think of it as the lesser of two evils. It surely won't be the last.

Oops, gotta run! I got 10 minutes to get across town and into Jameson's office! I've got some great Spidey shots for the Bugle. I just might make rent this month! I'll fill you in on all the Punishing details later!

Take care all,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Don't Mind The Mess...

2006-02-19T12:28:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!
Just wanted to tidy up the place a bit. I had some free time this morning so I thought I'd do some spring cleaning of the ol' diggs.

Let me know what ya think!

In other Spidey Happenings - Daredevil is back on his own two feet. I shared some info I got from the Fantastic Four about a syndicate thats got it's thumb on everything happening down on the Lower East Side. From what I've heard, people there can't flush a toilet with out this gang knowing about it. Word on the street, the boss Chiang Lee answers to a higher power. A one Wilson Fisk to be exact. With information that Devil had, we were slowly able to put together a chain of command of sorts within the underworld here in the city.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.... hehehehe...

Well, time to shut down for awhile and hit the skyline. A Spider's work is never done.

Take Care!!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A Webhead Valentines

2006-02-14T09:01:00.000-05:00

There you have it! A Valentines from Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

(Although I didn't make it myself. Found it on the Web. It's the tought that counts!!)

Hope your day goes extra special with that 'someone' worthy of your valentine! MJ and I've got plans to head out on the town tonight. We'll do the dinner and a movie thing. After that, I've got a surprise for her. I'm going to setup a little desert picnic atop the Brooklyn Bridge! I've got the blanket, the strawberries, the roses and everything else. We'll get to have some eats overlooking the city lights. I'm such a romantic, I impress myself.

What's that you say?

It's freezing cold out there? Not to worry. I've got it covered. My buddy John Storm has that under control. He's gonna have the top of that bridge toasty warm by the time I sling us up there! It should be fun.

I hope she likes it... :-/

I'll let you know how I make out! (no pun intended!!)
Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to all of my fans! You all are dear to the Webslinger's Heart!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

It's FREEZING!! But I Got Toys!

2006-02-13T09:05:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man here standing atop an apartment building in midtown Manhattan next to a toasty heating duct. Let me tell you, I'm literally standing in about 3 feet of snow! The snow is about at my mid-thighs. At last check it was 25F out here. It feels colder though. I'm a big boy. I can handle it.

But thats not why I'm chiming in.

My good buddy John Storm (Human Torch from the Fantastic 4 to you non-comicbook types) has had issues with me lugging around my trusty laptop from building to building. In all honesty, I usually leave it stashed in one of my hiding spots! I'd hate to carry that thing everywhere! Well, I was over at FF headquarters lastnight using their computers to follow up on some tips I got yesterday about a couple of crime syndicates in town. Namely Kingpin's playmates.

Anyway -

Johnny hooked me up with one of their Treo' 700w handhelds! Let me tell you, these are some really cool little gadgets! As a matter of fact, I'm posting this entry from it! Other than getting used to the tiny keyboard and typing with practically numb fingers, it more than does the job! Once you got used to the keyboard, it'd be a snap to use.

In other Spidey happenings: I visited with DD lastnight. He's on the mend. I politely informed him that The Webslinger is formally involving himself in his little 'tiff' with Fisk whether he likes it or not. He didn't say much but from his slight crook of a smile, I could tell that he appreciated it.

Well, I've got to get outta these duds and into some street clothes. Got a meeting with Jameson at 10:00am sharp! I can hear it already, he's gonna want pictures of "that webbed menace" proving his involvement with the mob.

Mark my words...

Okay, my fingers officially hurt. Note to self - No long posts using a handheld!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Daredevil Dance - Goodfellas Style

2006-02-12T06:08:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers! Spidey here coming to you from the frosty heights of New York City! You would not believe how cold it is right now. The snow is coming down pretty good! Fortunately I've found a nice exhaust vent thats pumping out some pretty warm air! Haaa.... This is the life.

Yea right.

I've been up and about since around 1:00am this morning. Been a bit on edge lately. Two days ago I was webslinging over Hell's Kitchen when the Spidey-sense kicked in. I look down and see six guys putting the finishing touches on what vaguely looked like Daredevil! I bolted down there and cleaned the rooftops with their faces before they were able to disappear into the holes from which they came. I did manage to snag one scumbag long enough for him to tell me that "Da Boss" sends his love... Da Boss can only mean one guy -Kingpin.

I picked up what remaining teeth I could find around the rooftop, stuffed them in this guys coat pocket along with a "Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man..." note slapped the goon in the face for good measure and sent him back home to Mommy.

These losers think their toughguys cause six of 'em can rough up Devil. Let's see how they fair with someone with the proportionate strength of a spider. Pinny and I have squabbled in the past. He knows better than to mix it up with me.

But if you just happen to be reading this Fisk -

Be it known, I'm coming. Nothing you can do will stop me. Send your goons, I will deliver them back on stretchers. Devil's been on you for awhile now and I've taken a backseat. Not anymore. It ends now...

Daredevils' on the mend. If you ever entertain the idea of getting into the superhero business, just resign yourself to the fact that from time to time, you ARE going to get your face kicked in and it WILL hurt....bad. I don't care how much of a billy badass you are. It's going to happen. In a few days time, DD and I will joke about this. We have a running tally on which one of us has gotten our butts kicked more often. This puts Devil waaay over me!! Hehehehe. He's never gonna hear the end of it.

Well, I guess I'd better head out. I'm gonna head down to lower Manhattan to show more of my pretty face. Then it's back home for a hot shower!!

I'm outta here...
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

The Gwen Saga - A Question From A Fan!!

2006-02-03T09:17:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers! Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man chiming in on the ol' Inter-Web. After a pretty much non-stop week of carrying out JJJ's orders and squeezing in some much needed webslinging, I'm finally at a point where I can stop, breathe and relax a bit!

A really cool fan of mine- Webmistress has a question:

"I can't help it any more... I've gotta ask...
Spidey, what's your reaction to Bryce Dallas Howard's casting as Gwen?"

I'll be honest. I was a bit surprised that bringing in Gwen was considered and approved. After all, the Gwen story was pretty much played out in my first movie using MJ. I guess we'll see how the story ultimately comes together. After all, I personally was against the use of MJ to tell the Gwen story in the beginning. But after all was said and done, I'll admit that it turned out way better than I could have expected.

As far as the emotional aspects of the decision, that might be a problem. As any reader of my zines knows, Gwen was the center of my universe before she died at the hands of the Goblin. It's been a long time and I'd like to say that I'm over it. For the most part, I am. There will always be a part of me that misses her. But drudging up all of those memories can't make for a happy Webslinger. I'm going to have to take this one a step at a time.

When MJ heard the news, we had a long talk. She wanted to know the very same thing as Webby. When all was said and done, with MJ at my side, I'll get through this. Hey, things happen for a reason. This I can personally attest to!

As far as Bryce Dallas Howard portraying the role as Gwen, I think she'll be great. The makeup crew just has to make sure they 'blonde' her up a bit! With Marvel in the background, I'm confident they'll get her mannerisms down pat. Gwen was probably the most quiet & timid person I've ever known. Howard needs to make sure she gets Gwen's demeanor down for it to be believable. Especially to you hardcore fans!

Is it just me or do you all think that with the information we have now, Bryce Dallas Howard would have made a better MJ and Kirsten Dunst a better Gwen? Maybe it's just the whole 'hair' thing.

Well, you've heard my take on the whole Gwen saga, what's yours? What do you think of the decision of introducing Gwen into the story line as well as the casting of Bryce Dallas Howard?

Thanks for the GREAT question Webby!!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A Touching Email From A Great Fan -

2006-01-28T09:04:00.000-05:00

WOW. You guys never cease to amaze me. Your's Truly has GOT to have the best fans that any superhero could possibly have. Case in point, Andrew had this to say:

"Hey Spidey found your blog sometime ago and just wanted to say thank you. In March 2003 I lost my Grandfather, then 2 weeks later, 2 days after my birthday I lost my Grandmother they both raised me since I was a baby. It hit me hard; I dropped out of college, lost my Sunday job as a waiter and moved back with my mother, my sister and my brother. I stopped going out and just stayed in bed for hours only getting out getting food or going to the bathroom. Even worse I was letting my blood sugar level go dangerously low (I'm a diabetic.) The only thing that was looking forward too was the weekly post of comics from my local comic shop, which had a lot of your comics.

One day while I was opening my post of new comics, I find a Spider-Man book with reprints of several issues of Amazing Spider-Man, one of which was Amazing Spider-Man vo1 issue 33. After reading that comic it changed my life. I realised that my Gramdparents wouldn't want me to stay in bed all day!

So now 3 years later, I was on my last week on job placement in the local council in IT when I was told today that they are going to extend my placement for another 10 weeks and it's all because of you for not giving up even in the face of danger."

I am truly touched by this Email. I am humbled that I am able to touch some of you readers in such a personal way. Andrew, you are a brave soul and keep staying strong. You are right, your grandparents want the best for you! They always do. I'm glad that you see that and are striving to better yourself. Just so you know, Spidey has his fingers crossed for ya in hopes that you land a permanent placement! You define my phrase - "Keep On Slingin!!"

Well, Time to hit the skyline!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Spidey's Podcast Picks & NYC's Wackiest Baddie...

2006-01-21T07:42:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man chiming on on the ol' blog. Just finished up with a few good rounds of the city so I thought I'd take a sec up here at my perch atop the Chrysler Building to refuel with some stashed Gatorade I keep up here and get some surfing done.

First off - I've been getting into this whole Podcast craze! Spidey wants to share a couple of his FAVORITE podcasts while he's slinging over the city. Podcasts are great talk shows from "your average joe" on the Net. Depending on your interest, you can really find some quality stuff out there! Here are my Faves -

Return Of Whatever - Herbert Midgley (I'm A Nerd fame), Amit Dedhia and Daniel Nelson bring you their take on the latest in tech as well as their favorite geeky stuff. If your a nerd like yours truly, its required listening. You're gonna LOVE this Podcast! Hey Amit & Herb! Thanks for the shout out to Spidey on ROW#32!

Diggnation - Kevin Rose & Alex Albrecht bring you the weeks top stories on the social bookmarking site digg.com. Warning: Extreme laughter will ensue while tuning into this Podcast! Be sure to check out Revision 3's other great Podcasts!

Inside The NYPD - If you're an "urbanite" like myself here in this great city, be sure to check in with the Boys In Blue. This Podcast fills you in on the latest goings on with New York's Finest. You think I'm a hero? You ain't seen nuthin' until you see these guys in action!

In Other Spidey News -

I tell ya, some of the stories I hear when I bust some low-life in the midst of doing "bad stuff" just amazes me. Case in point -

I was slinging down 46th Street when the Spidersense kicked in. Landing on top of an apartment building I see some guy, naked, and shimmying up a drain pipe on the side of some apartments. Without him noticing me, I position myself just above him. "A'hem... Is there something I can help you with?" I totally freaked the guy out and he let go which of course sent him on a non-stop flight to the pavement. A well placed shot snagged him from his death spiral and afixed him to a nearby lamp post. After landing on top of the street light, I knelt down. "Okay, I'm going to give you just 3 seconds to explain.......this." I ordered. With that he went on this tirade of being abducted by space aliens and that after all of the tests they did, they dropped him off in the alley. He was just trying to get back up to his locked apartment. Well, geeesh! Why didn't he just say so? I mean, it couldn't have been the apartment window above with the open curtains and the errr... beautiful woman passing back and forth. Loser. I found some pants and a shirt hanging on a clothes line and stuck them along with a "Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man" note to his chest and left him there for the NYPD to take care of.

Spider-Man: 8,459 , Bad Guys: 0

I've been working overtime this week to bring in some more cash. January is always tough. Picking up some extra assignments at the office and getting some great 'Spidey' shots allowed me to just squeak by the bills. I've got enough cash for some groceries and maybe a movie until next payday!

Well, time for me to get back to it. A Spider's work is never done...
Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A Quick Note Before I Head Out -

2006-01-14T08:49:00.000-05:00

Fan GALEN wrote in my comments:

"Hey Spidey, what do you think of that "The Other: Evolve or Die" storyline Marvel's running in their comics nowadays? In one I just read, "you" used a sting in your forearm to kill that vampire dude J. Michael Straczynski (or however his name is spelled) invented when he did his "totem" retcon, then died yourself. What I want to know is, how accurate is this? Are you still in the Red and Blue and not the yellow/red costume Marvel "revealed" recently? Or are the people at Marvel just not satisfied with your real-life adventures so they have to make a lot of crap up?" :)

Galen, EXCELLENT QUESTION!
I've been meaning to post about this phenomenon for some time now. The people at Marvel (or the Bullpen as I like to call them) actually are satisfied with my real-life adventures. Being the creative type however, they tend to have their heads in the clouds and therefore make up some pretty wacky scenarios that puts Spidey through his paces!

Personally, I find the stories quite entertaining! But truth be told - If some raving lunatic decided to battle me and ultimately pluck out my eye and eat it? GOD would have to decend from heaven and save him from my webbed clutches!! Spidey doesn't play that and as far as the whole costume thing goes, my red & blues are here to stay. In all honesty, Spidey just isn't Spidey with out his trademark threads. Some of the designs are tempting though!

My advice, get my comics. Enjoy them for what they are. Rest easy knowing that the one true Webslinger is busy righting wrongs here in the Big Apple and going about his business as he always does. Granted many, many stories that are published are based (loosely) on fact and part of the fun is determining which are and which aren't! If in doubt, ask!

Thanks for the question Galen and thanks for reading my titles! Stay in touch! By the way, your now a 'friend' in MySpace!!

Okay, I'm all suited up. Time to sneak out the window and hit the skyline! See Ya in the city!

Spider-Man

A Fan's Request & Spidey Delivers!

2006-01-14T06:50:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers! Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man coming to you from the comfy confines of my humble apartment here in New York City. I received this pic in the mail this week from a fan that was visiting the Big Apple a couple of months ago.

He asked if I could put the ol' John Hancock on it and email it back to him. Not one to let my fans down, I promised to give it a shot. Curiously, I remember this picture! I was webslinging down past the Empire State Building when I heard a loud commotion coming from the observation deck. Usually, I'm too buried to stop off but that day was kind of slow so I decided to take a break and join the fun!
They were great. It's amazing how many questions you all have! Which got me to thinking. What do you all think of a FAQ on yours truly? If you have any questions that you've always wanted to know that isn't in the mainstream, throw me a line. I get asked questions such as 'what my favorite food is -pizza & Doritos-, or what's my favorite drink -Gatorade Frost-... that kind of stuff. It seems that everybody knows about my arch-enemies etc...etc...etc... Most people seem to want to know average stuff about Spidey. I'm happy to oblige!

I always love hooking up with fans. I only wish I could do it more. Through all the negative press, it's always nice to meet up with people that truly appreciate you! This group of fans definitely made me feel welcome!

To all of you that were here in my city on that day, Spidey THANKS YOU!

Sorry for the lack of posts this week. Jamesons' had the ol' whip out in the office. I guess its because of the news that sales were slipping and the New York Times had the upper hand on the Bugle. I gotta tell ya, if there is ONE thing you NEVER do in the news room, that would be to mention the New York Times! Jameson blows a gasket! Oh well, all is good. The shots I got this week will definitely get some bills paid.

Speaking of paying bills, I've got to get off this couch and up to the skyline! A few shots of Spidey in action should put me over the hump to cover all of those Christmas purchases!

I'm outta here!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

P.S... Ol' Torchy Johnny Storm himself was reading da blog and he mentioned that he would like to post a guest entry. Be looking for a shout out from everyones favorite "hot head" coming soon!

Okay, now I'm really gone...
peace-

Spiders, Tikis & Giants OH MY!!

2006-01-08T09:30:00.000-05:00

Greets All!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man here just squeezing in a quick post! Pretty quiet on the 'bad guy' front (thank god). But I've got a TON of things to do before 1:00pm! Johnny Storm managed to score us two tickets to the Giants / Panthers game today! I don't get the luxury of actually going to a game as thats' way out of my price range so this is going to be a real treat! Besides, as strange as it may sound, I don't get to just hangout with the guys too often. Call it another one of those drawbacks of living the life of a superhero.

Anyway, I'M SO STOKED!! I get to see "ma man" Tiki Barber! I've ran into him a couple of times over at the FOX Studios near Rockefeller Center and I gotta say, he's HUGE next to lanky ol' me (but I could take him...hehehe). Honestly though, Its a little known fact that I'm a Giants fan. Heck, in New York, you are in one of two camps, the Giants camp or the Jets camp. It just so happens that yours truly has always been partial to my Giants.

I must say though, I had to do some serious "honey do's" in order to get MJ to give me her blessing. Afterall, today is my day to spend with her. She's a good girl though. She's always telling me that I should get out there, make some friends and go hang out for a change. She's just happy I'm taking her advice so she doesn't have a problem with it.

Well, I've got to get over to the East Side, make my appearances, hook up with MJ one more time then head over to the FF Headquarters. We're going to Giants Stadium in style. BY HOVER-JET!

Whoooo-Hoooo! This is going to be fun!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

How NOT To Commute To The Office!

2006-01-04T09:31:00.000-05:00

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man here coming to you live from Lower Manhattan! Its a bit brisk this morning so I found a nice cozy heating vent to to snuggle up to while I take a breather. So much for the glamorous life of a superhero...

Its been a fairly eventful morning so far. I spent the morning rounding up your usual petty thief etc...etc...etc. I did however get involved in a high speed chase this morning! Off in the distance, I heard the wail of NYPD squad cars so I decided to poke my nose in and see what was going on. Over on Henry Hudson Parkway, I saw 4 squad cars chasing a white van. The van was coming up on downtown pretty quick and from the looks of it, the NYPD weren't gaining any ground. Visions of this van plowing through morning pedestrian commuters began dancing through my head. Well, time to put the brakes on this little shindig.

The van had to have been doing at least 60 miles per hour and in the city, thats fast. Damn fast! It was coming up on the Holland Tunnel so this is where I made my move. Positioning myself above the tunnel, I positioned my camera in a good spot then I waited. Sure enough, here he came. A well placed shot landed on top of the van as it passed underneath and into the tunnel. The squad cars, seeing what just took place pulled off to the side and waited.

The cool thing about my webbing is that its elastic. Those cops got a good demonstration of this as the van reached its spring point. All of a sudden, the van came whipping out of the tunnel and flew mid-air toward the waiting officers.

This isn't good. Why does this crap always happen to me?

Fortunately, I managed to snag the van in flight and put it to rest around 10 feet off the ground in a nice cozy cocoon. "That has got to be the most AMAZING thing I've ever seen!!" said one officer. "If I didn't see it, I'd never have believed it..." said another as they were calling in for someone to assist in extracting that low-life from the van.

Kind of makes ya feel good.

Seeing that the NYPD had the matter in their hands, I grabbed my camera, gave them a nod and headed off into the city for my next adventure as they waved me off. When your in this business, you never know whats coming around the next corner.

Its times like this I love being Spider-Man.

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

It's Countdown Time & A Fanmail Shoutout!

2005-12-31T18:32:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man here coming at you from my cozy roost atop NYC's Chrysler Building. I just came back from the last minute preps over on Times Square. Party organizers as well as the NYPD are putting the finishing touches on all of those last minute items that needed to be taken care of. It's sure to be a heck of a blast! The crowds are already starting to build up! Look out 2006, us New Yorkers are getting ready to celebrate!!!

I'll be busy tonight doing all my Spidey stuff. I promised the NYPD that I'd give 'em a hand with keeping an eye on the city. It seems that the majority of officers are pulling duty in the Square tonight. I'll be on the job until around 11:30. If I'm not front and center a Madison Square Garden tonight before midnight for MJ's party, I might as well consider myself single again.

Hey! Check this out,
a great fan wrote into the webslinger! I always love hearing from you guys and I won't hesitate to give you all props for taking the time to give me a shoutout.

Dear Spidey,

I just love your toys, books and other stuff!
You’re the best Super-hero in Marvel history!!
I have always wanted to talk to you and meet you but I never thought
of Emailing you. If it wasn't for your weblog, I wouldn't even be
making this Email. I guess I'll see you in New York City if I ever
even go there.

Sincerely, Jeffrey
P.S. With great power comes great responsibility!

THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS JEFFREY!! Come visit my city soon! I showed your message to Johnny Storm. All he could say was "best Super-hero in Marvel history? I think I'm gonna puke..." Good 'ol Torch. He's quite the jokester. I love rubbing it in....

Alright, I'd better go and hook up with MJ. I need to reassure her that I will be there tonight. I don't exactly have the best record when it comes to being where I'm supposed to be. After that, just keep looking up, you just might see me overhead!

Keep On Slingin!!!
And For God's Sake, Be Safe Out There!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Spider-Man

Christmastime, A Little Boy And A Cemetery...

2005-12-28T08:40:00.000-05:00

I was out webslinging yesterday when I happened upon a location that drudged up some memories. That location was a cemetery where a very special little boy rests. I posted about this last year and being that it's the holidays, I find it only appropriate to retell the story:

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So yesterday at around 4:00pm I head out as I usually do to make my rounds of the neighborhood. Wasn't much happening at that time so I decided to head back to the apartment. When I got over Greenwich Village, something caught my eye. From the rooftop of an apartment building, I noticed a woman frantically waving her arms about. Thought it kind of odd as my spider-sense wasn't kicking off. With curiosity getting the best of me, I decided to head down for a closer look.

Enter Traci Madison.

When I approached her, she stood there and stared for a moment. Almost as if in fear. She then collapsed in my arms and began sobbing uncontrollably. This is her story:

"S-s-spider-man -sniff- -sniff- Spider-Man... I-I'm so glad you stopped -sniff. I-I-I have a favor, well, I didn't know what else to do, b-but my son, my son wants only one thing for christmas. I told him that it was impossible b-but I would do everything in my power to see that Santa got him his present." "What is that?" I asked. "You. You Spider-Man". -sniff- You are his hero. You are all that he thinks about. You are his clutch to life."

Okay. This got my attention. So I continued to listen.

"You see Spider-Man, Timmy my son, has non-hodgkins lymphoma. The doctors are trying everything to keep him with us but the reality is, this will most likely be his last christmas with mommy & daddy. Meeting you is his one single wish."

For a moment I was speechless. 'Where is your son now?' I asked. "He's downstairs resting" she said. 'Why don't you take me to him. I think I know someone Timmy needs to meet'.

Their apartment was a modest abode. A small living room joined by two bedrooms and a kitchen. A cocktail of medications adorned the countertops. "Timmy's room is there, on the left" Traci said. I started down the hallway, wondering what to expect. I've been in many situations since donning the Spider-Man guise, but this was a first.

I opened the door and stood there.... in shock. "He's a baby!" I thought. Timmy couldn't have been more than six. The disease had taken it's toll on the tike. You could see it in his actions. He moved slow and calculated as if not to cause further pain. Then it happened...

Timmy looked up and saw me standing there in the doorway. It was as if a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. Life filled his eyes and then, yelling at the top of his lungs - SPIDER-MAN!

His bedroom was a shrine to Spider-Man. Everywhere you looked, the familiar red & blue pattern adorned his walls. I had no idea I made such an impact on the little guy. We had a great time together. He has every newspaper clipping put out on me (yes, there were alot of bad ones by the Bugle) but as Timmy said "I know these aren't true..." We then spent the next hour or so just chatting. Then he asked the question - "Spider-Man? Can I see your face?" I stood, moved toward the door and closed it. Sitting back down, I slowly pulled off my mask. Timmy sat on the edge of his bed in awe. Looking at Timmy, I whispered "My identity is our secret Timmy". "And that secret makes you a pretty special kid. Now, I gotta go. You get some rest little guy". I slipped my mask back on and hugging Timmy, I left through the window. Timmy's eyes as big as saucers and never saying a word, waved me off.

When I got to my apartment, I pulled my mask off and collapsed on my couch. The emotions were daunting. I was left with the thoughts of this poor kid.

I stared off into space -

And wept.

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Its been quite a few years since that day. For some reason, I always think about little Timmy this time of year. Before leaving his grave site, I left him a little present. A Spider-Man doll so hopefully he remembers me.

Spider-Man

Spideys' Back On The Job...

2005-12-27T08:56:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!
Hope everyone had the best of holidays!

Your's truly had a great one save one minor incident. Aunt May was working her magic in the kitchen. The smells of ham, sweet potatoes & apple pie tickled my nostrils and begged me to tear into the feast like a ravenous wolf. I purposely didn't eat anything the night before in anticipation of her famous Christmas feast. My mouth was watering by the time I walked through her door. All of a sudden Aunt May ran out of the kitchen frantic. She didn't have any oranges for her secret family cranberry relish recipe that she always whips up.

So, off to the market I go. As I'm coming back, I pass a NYPD squad car parked on the side of the street. Poor guy. Everyone is enjoying time with their families while he's out making sure everyone else has the perfect holiday. I stopped and wished him happy holidays while offering him a chocolate santa that I bought for MJ. (she's a chocolate fiend if you didn't know...) He graciously accepted it and said his daughter would love it.

All of a sudden it happened. The dispatcher called a 10-31 in progress in the ABC district of Manhattan. A 10-31 is a burglary in progress. He wished me happy holidays and sped off and I dove for the nearest alley, stashed my sack of oranges and suited up. Within 5 minutes I was high overhead, making my way toward Manhattan Island. Looking down I could see the officer below navigating traffic. Sucks to be him. Another 2 minutes and I was over Manhattan with spidersenses blairing.

After a quick scan, my spidersense honed in on them. I see two figures clinging to the side of an apartment building and a third in a window tossing out Christmas presents to the guys. They were stashing them in knapsacks when I decided to join the party. "WoW Santa! Since when do you bring your elves with you on your trips? And my, you've lost a ton of weight! Here, let me help you with that sack." WHAM! Down the two went. I let them fall about 6 stories until I snagged them with a well placed shot of webbing to the top of a lightpost. That'll learn 'em... They're gonna need some new underwear when that officer gets here. The third grinch did what all stupid crooks do. He headed for the roof. What a mental giant. Don't these morons know that if you want to escape Spider-Man, the last place you want to go is on the rooftops? Needless to say, he was in my hot little hands in about 3 seconds. Sheeesh! I should join the rodeo. I could be a star!

As a lesson, I tossed him over the edge of the building to meet up with his friends the hard way. I know it's mean, but I love doing that. By the time I left, All three were neatly packaged to a lightpost with my usual moniker - "Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man"

15 minutes later, I was walking through Aunt May's front door with oranges in hand. "Peter!! You're my hero!!" said Aunt May.

If she only knew....

From My Family To Yours,
Spider-Man Wishes You The Best Of Holidays
Keep On Slinging and Please, Be Safe Out There.
Spider-Man

Holiday Insanity & Other Spider Stuff...

2005-12-24T11:03:00.000-05:00

Well, its that time.
The final hours of holiday preparation are among us. As I type this, I'm snug against the side of 1 Times Square borrowing some bandwidth from a very generous soul and looking down on what looks like ants scurrying about on the streets below.

For the most part, its what Times Square always looks like. But this time of year, theres a frantic feeling coming up from down below. That "I got to get that one last present before that other schmuck gets it first!!!" feeling.
----- Merry Christmas... -----

If it wasn't for all of the incessent materialistic, greedy attitudes this time of year, I would love this holiday. Oh well, I guess when you grow into adults, Christmas takes on a whole different meaning aside from the religious aspects of course...

All in all, I do like the overall mood. The kids make it great. Just for fun, I took a sack of candy canes over to a school here in Manhattan. The kids went nuts when they saw me drop in from out of the sky. It's always cool to see their faces light up when they get a gift. The teachers however weren't pleased about the sugar highs they were going to have to deal with for the next couple of hours! I hung around and posed for a ton of camera phone pics with the students and some of the teachers. It was a great time.

Hehehehehe..... 'Tis the Season...

Well, I promised Daredevil that I would head down to Hells Kitchen and make some extra rounds for him. It seems that he's taken some personal time off and got out of town. He wouldn't tell me where he was going. He's like that. Likes to keep his personal life - - personal. I can definately respect that. Hope he has a good time.

Oh, almost forgot. A couple of weeks ago, I posted about a little tangle I had with my old buddy Shocker. Neither Hornhead nor I have seen any sign of him since then. Not even a twinge of spidersense! Guess I put some fear into my quilted evil friend. Either that or he's planning his ultimate evil plan to conquer the world.

Yea right....

Okay, I'm off to Hells Kitchen to get my Spider on. I'll try to chime in tomorrow if I have time. Aunt May has got the day all planned for MJ and I. Speaking of MJ, I've GOT to get my shopping done. Just call me Spider-Procrastinator-Man....

Take Care All & Be Safe Out There This Holiday Season!
Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

Come Stroll Manhattan With Us!

2005-12-22T09:07:00.000-05:00

There aren't words to describe...

I'm looking down from the GE Building atop Rockefeller Center and the site of thousands, literally thousands of commuters trudging their way up and down the streets on foot just to get to and from work has left me in awe. This whole transit strike is really putting the dampers on the holidays.

Get this, if you are caught in Manhattan driving a car with fewer than 4 people inside, your getting busted. It's crazy! It's times like these that really wake you up and make you realize just how dependent we are on public transportation in this fine city. A strike like this wouldn't even be noticed in places like L.A or San Fran. More people drive than take the buses there. But here in NYC? It's all about public transportation. It's just to damn expensive to own a car let alone park one in the city!

Here's to hoping that this whole fiasco gets resolved soon. Jameson is having a heyday on this. I'm just waiting to see how he is going to blame Spider-Man on this...

Time to hit the skyline-
Take Care & Be Safe
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Just A Few Spider Bites...

2005-12-11T07:26:00.000-05:00

Why can't I live like this? Got a call from Johnny Storm early this morning. Reed & gang were headed to upstate New York for some kind of operation and Johnny thought I'd appreciate a chance to stop off at the Baxter building to warm the bones rather than the nooks and crannies that I tend to call home. What a crib. This place is awesome. There's a lot to be said about central heating. What a concept.

Just a couple of bites for ya before I head out for 'MJ Day...'

Spidey's Fan Finder! This little corner of da blog has exploded! Great job all! Had no idea there were fans in all corners of the globe! One visitor of note was someone in St. Pierre And Miquelon. Near a little town called, get this - Blow Me Down! How awesome is that! Might hit up MJ to take a little vacation up there. In the summer of course! Anyway, keep those hits coming by clicking on the webslinger icon over on the right!

Spidey's TextAmerica Experiment- Not sure how often I'll use this, but a fan wrote in and suggested I start an account and post camera shots during the day. I tried it yesterday but found that I forget to take quick shots while I'm out getting my sling on unless I'm covering something for the Bugle. Head over to my TA site by slinging over HERE.

Well, I'm going to lock things up here at FF's Headquarters and head out. Hope Sue doesn't mind the damage I did to her Peanut M&Ms!! It's way too easy to get addicted to those things!

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Oh Joy... A White Out...

2005-12-10T09:14:00.000-05:00

Yes, more Spidey fun...

To say I'm cold would be the understatement of the year. I can't feel my fingers, my toes feel like their going to fall off. And the fog filtering through my mask with each breath causes it to freeze, leaving a thin coat of ice among the fibers.

Yep, I'm having a blast up here. Check this out, I took this with my handy dandy digital camera. Welcome to another fine day in the life of Spider-Man:

Right now, I'm huddled in a storage shed atop an apartment building. The local maintenance guy Jose, leaves it unlocked for me just for times like this. He's one of the good guys. One day, I was in here and he had left me some tamalies that his wife had made along with a note saying that these should warm me up pretty quick. He wasn't lying! I think fire shot out of every orafice of my body with each bite! Delicious but deadly.

This little shack might as well be a mansion when you want to get in from out of the cold. Feeling pretty toasty now. Haven't had a chance to hook up with Devil. I haven't seen any signs of Shocker since my last run-in with him. Hopefully Hornhead has had better luck.

Well, I'm off to Hell's Kitchen! Gonna see how Daredevil is fairing in this brutal weather!

Take Care All! Stay Warm and-
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

So... You Wanna Be A Superhero Huh??

2005-12-06T13:03:00.000-05:00

I hear it all the time. "I would give anything to be a Superhero! Having the powers of Spiderman would be soooo awesome!!" Yea...yea...yea...

Marvel, DC and the slew of other comic publishers do a great job at pushing out the really cool stuff that we superheros do. What they all fail to mention is the, ahem..., 'not so cool' reality of being a superhero. After all, that very fact is one of the main reasons for me firing up this blog. I wanted to show everyone that being a superhero isn't all about glory and notoriety.

There is bad stuff. I'm only going to discuss the main "at the moment" bad thing however -

Bad stuff #1: WEATHER!
You got your Spider-sense, you got your wallcrawling ability as well as your proportionate strength of a spider. Yea, I'm powerful. But all of those powers don't mean diddly when your out here IN THE SNOW (yes, it's snowing...) freezing your keester off just to nab the occasional looter, carjacker or petty thief. And NO, contrary to popular belief, there aren't lines of supervillians waiting to open a can of hurt on me just to push out another monthly comic book. Your average petty criminal are more the norm than the exception. It is soooo cold out here right now it isn't even funny. Tell you what, go to your local department store and buy a full body leotard (guys, lock up your pride. It's a fact of life if you ever find yourself on the business end of a pissed off genetically engineered spider). Now run around the neighborhood in December, while it's SNOWING. You will quickly come to my way of thinking. Trust me.

Welcome to my world.

Well, I'm sitting atop the Chrysler Building next to a wonderfully toasty exhaust vent thawing out. Gonna get back home, take a hot shower then head to the Bugle. Got some great shots of Spidey lastnight that should make me my rent!

Take Care All!!
Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

MAIL CALL!!!

2005-12-05T09:33:00.000-05:00

Josh in Baltimore, MD writes -

"Heya Webhead!
Ever since I discovered your blog, I've been a faithful visitor! One of the first things I do in the morning is head on over to SMTWB to see what you're up to! Being able to check in on you like this is totally AWESOME!!!

We put up our Christmas Tree yesterday and I wanted to show you my two PRIZE Ornaments! I think you'll like them -
Sorry for the darkness. The flash ruined the whole effect so I decided not to use it. But you can still see them pretty good. There's nothing quite like having Spiderman webslinging all over my Christmas Tree!!!

Thanks for staying in touch with us fans! Keep up the great work!!!"
Your #1 FAN In Baltimore-
Josh

How cool are those ornaments!! I personally didn't know that I adorned Christmas Trees!! Hey Josh, those are some great ornaments! Thanks for sharing them! I'm going to see if MJ can throw a couple of those in MY stocking!

This brings up an interesting question, how many of you fans have Spidey memorbilia that adorn your homes on the holidays? I'm totally shocked that you guys would actually include me in your holiday decor!! I'm honored.

Oh... almost forgot,
I've been playing around with this cool little tool. You can access it by clicking on the webslinging image of me over to the side there. What it does is shows everyone where fans of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man come from. Hopefully this will be a pretty interesting experiment. Which state, which country has the MOST Spider-Man fans? Only you can decide!!

Take Care Everyone,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A "Shocking" Experience....

2005-12-04T08:54:00.000-05:00

Spidey Here...
F-f-f-reezing my tukas off!

I've been up and about since around 3 this morning. It's not too often that the ol' Spider Sense kicks in while I'm crashed out on the couch. It woke me up from a dead sleep (and a really 'pleasant' dream involving Angelina Jolie.... hehehehe).

Anyway, into the night I went.

After about 10 minutes, I find my target. I'll be a sonnova... Herman Schultz A.K.A - SHOCKER. Sheeeesh! I thought I'd seen the last of this guy. That'll teach me to assume that bad guys really do just go away. Fat chance. I decided to hangout and just keep an eye on him for awile. Ol' Static Cling seems to be searching for something. Rooftop-to-rooftop he went, scouring the area on his quest.

I've had enough. When Shocker is in town, nothing good can come of this. Time to pay him a visit...

"Well if it isn't my long lost playmate Sparkman! No wait... Tingler? No... Zapper? Wow! It's been so long that I forgot who you are!" I said sarcastically. "Whaaa??? SPIDER-MAN!! Let me "Jolt" your memory you worthless excuse of a superhero..." He thundered back.

"Now, if I didn't know any better, it sounds like you've been studying up on your comeback lines. I'm impressed shocky!! I was almost offended!" I joked...

With that came the blast. Now, I'll never tell him this, but when you get slammed with those doo-hickeys of his, every single bone in your body rattles apart for a few brief seconds. To say it hurts is an understatement. It feels like your body is going to fly apart. After crashing down on top of an apartment building and regaining my composure, I cocooned him in several layers of webbing. For those of you that know of Shocker, you know that my webbing is pretty much useless against the vibrations he puts off. But it bought me just enough time to get on top of him and launch him 3 blocks with a well placed fist.

Ol' Schultz then followed his same M.O. He tucked his tail and ran. I could easily go after him but there is one thing about Shocker. If he's in town, he isn't operating alone. Theres always an alterior motive with this guy. Better to sit back and watch events unfold and even more, find out what he was searching for. He headed off towards Hell's Kitchen. I think I'll give Hornhead a heads up and together, we'll put some grease on this squeaky wheel.

Well, right now I'm atop the GE Building here at Rockefeller Center and YES... IT'S COLD!! The crowd below are enthralled with the Today Show antics as they are every Sunday morning. I'm going to head back to the crib, warm the bones and get ready to meet MJ.

More To Come... I'm sure....
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Do As I Say....Not As I Do?

2005-11-27T11:38:00.000-05:00

Get a load of this crap.
MJ and I were all set to do our normal "Sunday Thing" when MJ got a call at the last minute. The studio landed a contract with a major make-up company and the company wanted MJ for a test photo shoot TODAY!

Of course, THATS okay. Heaven forbid Spider-Man makes an appearance on OUR day. But if the studio calls, everything takes second place... I see how it is. But then again, Spider-Man doesn't bring home a paycheck at the end of the week. But still! It's the principle of the whole thing.

Well, you know what I've got to say about the whole matter?

Spider-Man to the rooftops! This city is gonna get a taste of Red & Blue this afternoon!

Time To Hit The Sky -
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Recipe For Disaster...?

2005-11-26T10:37:00.000-05:00

What do you get when you mix one part lamp post, one part balloon and 1000 parts gathering crowd? A recipe for disaster thats what!

I couldn't believe my ears on Thanksgiving morning! I was down in the financial district in Lower Manhattan cleaning up the remnants of a botched jewelery theft when I heard the NYPD code of '10-66 Times Square' blair from a nearby squad car. A 10-66 is known only as an 'unusual incident' to NYPD. It's going to be one of those days.... I thought that was kind of odd since the only thing going on up there was the parade. It's usually pretty placid. Another officer came on the air and said "civilian down....civilian down! We need EMS onsite ASAP!" With that, I lofted myself skyward and bolted for Times Square.

Am I seeing things?? I get over the Square and see one of the balloons down. The crowd had dispersed except for a small group directly next to the downed decor who appeared to be tending to an injury. Off in the distance was the EMS team trying to make their way through the crowds. A quick sling over the crowds heads and yelling at them to get out of the way sent them to the sidewalks allowing the ambulance through.

It's times like this that I wish there were six of me. Not being there when someone is in need has always bothered me. Unfortunately, I'm only one person. Sometimes you just can't prioritize things. I'm just glad the little girl is okay. And heck, even Santa Clause went to visit her in the hospital! How cool is that?

Well, things have settled down around the square (for now). Off to Harlem!

Take Care All & Be Safe Out There!!
Keep In Slingin!!
Spider-man

So What's Spidey Thankful For?

2005-11-24T08:36:00.000-05:00

Got up early this morning to get started out in the city. Homeland Security has their usual "heightened alert" going on today for the big parade. A first pass of the city and everything is pretty normal. You've got your usual beat cops checking out garbage cans and mailboxes while others are scouring the rooftops for anything out of the ordinary. New York's Finest has this down to an art. Definately makes my job easier!

Earlier this morning I got a 9mm pointed at my face! I was atop an apartment building over on the Upper West Side checking out the action below when I heard a "FREEZE"!! Normally my Spider-Sense would kick in but when I turned around it was a detective that spotted me watching the scene. "Cripes Spider-Man!! You scared the bejezzus outta me!!" he said while gasping for breath and holstering his weapon. "Any nasties out there today?" I asked? "Nah... The usual homeless person in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thats about it. What about you? Got any news for us?" He replied. "Everythings clean on my end" I said. "I'm going to head over to Times Square and see what kind of trouble I can stir up..." With that, I threw web to air and slung off into the city.

Right now I'm here atop One Times Square. Everything is just peachy so I'm taking advantage of an open access point. Before I sign off to get ready to pick up MJ for our festivities over at Aunt May's place, I thought I'd share an email from Brendan in Los Angeles-

Hey Spider-Man!
Just wanted to wish you and all of those Spidey fans out there a great Thanksgiving! Hope your not too busy today. You deserve a break with family! Looking forward to the Parade and that AWESOME Spider-Man balloon! Also wanted to let you know that it's become a tradition in my household to watch the Spider-Man movies back to back on this day! You are the kick off to the Holidays!!! Lastly, here's a little gift my son found on the Internet, he thought you'd get a kick out of it!

Have a great Thanksgiving Spider-Man! Thanks for being you.

Brendan M.
Los Angeles, CA

THANK YOU BRENDAN! Ummmm, that picture is just wrong!! Funny but WRONG!! With that said, I want to wish you all the best of Thanksgivings even if you don't celebrate this day. Without you all, I don't know if I could go on. All of you fans are the REAL reason that there is a Spider-Man. I thank you from the bottom of this webbed heart!

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Makin' The Holiday Rounds

2005-11-23T20:33:00.000-05:00

For those of you in the good ol' U.S of A, tomorrow is what we Americans celebrate as Thanksgiving. All day, people have been milling in and out of markets, grocery stores and craft shops to set that perfect mood for the holidays.

This morning my Aunt May called me up wondering if I could stop by and help her with a turkey. She bought a 22 pound turkey for the family and at her age, that is a bit of a hefty weight to be lugging around the kitchen. Needless to say, it's a breeze for someone with the proportionate strength of a spider! At least these wacky powers are good for something other than giving Venom a reason to consider plastic surgery!

Anyway,

First thing this morning I took the opportunity to head on over to the Upper West Side around 77th Street where the Macy's gang prep the giant balloons for the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Check Em out -

Every single year, I head over to the Balloon prepping grounds over between 77th Street and 81st Street to get some shots for the Bugle. I love hanging out and watching these guys at work. They've got it down to a science. It's like watching a thousand ants, each with their own little job to get done. Through all of the carnage, it all manages to come together. This Garfield balloon seems like it took hours to inflate! Eventually, the big fat orange cat took shape and the netting held him down as he beckoned to rise skyward. It's one hell of a job besides it is friggin COLD out here! The sun will be coming up soon so hopefully things will start to warm up a bit and I will be able to get some better shots of the scene. Until then, I took advantage of some hot coffee that the staff were offering. After that cup-o-java, the sun peeked it's way over the skyline and then I saw it. Yes, my FAVORITE balloon of the parade!!! SPIDER-MAN! It's so wierd seeing a giant, "me" floating through the city.

There were quite the crew working on the Webslinger to get him ready for the big float down the parade route. For us New Yorkers, this is quite the event. You out of towners should really come check this out some time. There's nothing quite like it.

Anyway, after my annual balloon visit, I decided to hang up the camera and hit the skyline for a few rounds of the city. I swear, the temperature drops at least 10 to 15 degrees up near the skyline! Brrrrrrr!!! There wasn't much happening thankfully. People were going about their business so I made a bee-line for the apartment to enjoy a hot shower!! Then it was off to Aunt May's for turkey duty!

I'll chime in tomorrow from the parade route. I got the best seat in the house!
Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Surfing On Top Of The World

2005-11-16T21:02:00.000-05:00

So here I sit atop the Empire State Building. I gotta be honest, I don't come up here too often as there is constantly this influx of tourists up here. A Spider-Man appearance tends to take away from the whole vantage point effect. I've been politely told not to hang out up there. Can't please everybody I guess. It's pretty quiet tonight so I thought I'd take a load off, surf some Net and take in the sights.

Today was a pretty busy day. Jameson had me covering this grotesque museum exhibit that had cadavers (yes, dead people) on display in various poses. I tell ya, I've seen my share of morbid crap but this was off the charts. I took what shots I could and got the hell outta there. Sure hope Jameson enjoys them. Wanna get in on the action? Check it out. Eeecchhh...

Soon after that I heard the wail of sirens through the city. It turns out some scumbag carjacked a vehicle driven by a school teacher in Queens. The poor woman was stabbed three times during the foray. Fortunately, she's gonna be okay. I caught up with him near 148th street and slowed him down just enough for NY's finest to take the guy in. Chalk another foiled carjacking under my belt. These are getting old. For you future carjackers out there, STOP. You losers are tugging on my last nerve!

Whew! Feel better now. Moving on -

Well, on MJ-Day (Sunday for you new readers!) we decided to rent a car and drive down into Jersey. We made it all the way down to Mt. Laurel and then over to Philly! It was a great time. Two cheesesteaks from Gino's later and more sight seeing, we headed back up toward home. I think this whole MJ thing might work out. She definately seems happier having more Parker time. Life is good.

In superhero news, I was chattin with Daredevil over in Hells Kitchen and he was telling me that there was this group of thugs gunning for Fisk and his gang. Word on the street is there is some kind of turf war brewing. Great. Just what I need, a bunch of morons with machine guns fighting over a square block. What a bunch of losers. Looks like Spidey's gotta put some fist to face. Where's Ven-scum when you need him? Anything is better than mobsters...

Ahhhh, such is the life of a Webslinger. Back to work -
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Just a Few Things In Between Webslinging

2005-11-09T08:44:00.000-05:00

Greets True Believers!

Spidey here coming at you from the skyline of NYC! I just stopped off for a breather. Got a Frapachino in hand and a bearclaw (a pastry for you non-americans). I swear, I found this little shop on the lower west side where you can pick these pastries up for 25 cents a pop! They're great little energy boosters!

Anyway, MJ and I are patching things up rather nicely. We had dinner on Sunday and I think things are going to work out. She hates the fact that Spider-Man is such a huge part of my life but ultimately understands that my alter ego isn't going anywhere no matter how much she kicks and screams. We're going to try out a new tactic. Sunday's will be MJ days. The only way Spider-Man will make an appearance is only under the most extreme circumstances.

We'll see how it goes.

I got a chance to play with Venny. Gawd that guy is strong. Needless to say, he ultimately scurried off licking his wounds. You heard it from me, I warned him! I spent the next day or so nursing my own bumps and bruises! All is good now. I'm back to my usual 100 percent! If I didn't know any better I'd swear that damn symbiote wants to cuddle up with me again.

It'll be a cold day in hell before that disgusting black blob gets a piece of me again!

Well, the Frapachino is gone and I just finished up the last of my bearclaw. Time to hit the skies again. Then its off to the Bugle. I'm buried up to my eyeballs in work. Jamesons' expecting my shots of mayor Bloomberg accepting his 2nd term as Mayor of our fine city. What a boring night THAT was! Politics just ain't my cup of tea...

I'm outta here!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Just a quick snippet

2005-11-06T08:38:00.000-05:00

Spidey here -
Thought I'd stop off real quick to throw this little gem out on the blog. No, your not seeing things. That's my old buddy Flint! Kinda puny if you ask me. I seem to remember ol' Sandy as being a bit bulkier. Ah... the wonder of the Atkins Diet!! Didn't know Flint was so moddest! Hey Flint! Lookin good!!! Ya shlemiel...

Well, I gotta run. I'm late as it is. I was supposed to be up on the upper east side an hour ago!

I'll check in a bit later,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Stress Relief - Spidey Style...

2005-11-05T08:07:00.000-05:00

Thwappp...!!
Thats the sound of stress relief in my book. That ever so humbling sound of web to concrete. In one fail swoop I'm carried on a parabolic arc across the city. At the apex of my swing, I'm sent skyward amongst the spires of New York's skyscrapers. At this point, there's nothing between me and the city floor save the worries, problems and lives of the city's inhabitants.

It's at this moment that I'm free. Free from the worries of relationships, free from the office and free from those that wish me harm. I wish I could stay up here forever. But alas, what goes up must eventually come down.

Back to reality.

Talked with MJ yesterday over a cup of coffee. She's doing pretty good. We actually didn't argue so I guess thats a good thing! We're gonna meet up for dinner on Sunday and talk this out. Hopefully I can put this chapter of my dreaded life behind me soon. I didn't think I would miss her as much as I do. She balances me.

Jamesons' had me on assignment this week. Apparently the crew from a show called Ghost Hunters is in town. They call themselves TAPS (The Atlantic Paranormal Society). They do a show where they investigate supposed hauntings using strictly scientific means. After watching a few of their episodes, I must admit, this Webslinger was pretty impressed! If you haven't seen the show, it comes highly recommended! I might post some of my shots of the behind the scenes activity of a house they were investigating over in Queens. Stay tuned!

Oh, almost forgot - Word on the street is that there is one slobbering symbiotic disaster gunning for Yours Truly again. Shocking... When is this saliva challenged boob going to learn? It's almost as if Venny is sitting around thinking "Ya know? I really need my clock cleaned today... I think I'll invite Spider-Man to come and smack me around for a spell..." He can't be that stupid. Besides, I'm not in my right mind lately. I'm liable to put a serious hurt on the black blob. The usual mugger, thief and car jacker types are getting a little old. Venny will be a welcome work out. Just a word of warning: Venny, if your reading this, I'd highly recommend that you find another playmate tonight. I'll admit, I tend to hold back because I know your ummmm.... better half for lack of a better word and don't really want to hurt him. But tonight? I just might choose to forget.

To each his own though...

Well, I'm sitting here in my apartment with no gloves, no boots and no mask on. Time to get spiffy'd up and hit the skyline...

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Keepin Myself Busy...

2005-10-30T09:12:00.000-05:00

Heya all.
Right now I'm stopped off here at the MetLife Building just getting in some surfing time while I take a breather. It's starting to cool off and the seasonal gifts of hot chocolate and cookies have started appearing up here. It's nice to know that I've got a fan that takes the time to care for the ole Weblsinger. I swear, every year like clockwork I stumble upon the occasional 'goodie' up here. To the anonymous gift-giver, whoever you are, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man thanks you! That hot chocolate hits the spot on cold mornings!

I've been burying myself in work this past week to get my mind off MJ. Nothing major happening in the city. Just your usual muggers, petty theives, car jackers & occasional domestic stuff. I'll admit, I'm not in my game so I'm glad to take on these trivial bad guys while I get through this. By the way, no word from MJ yet. I'll just give her the space she needs for now. I did run into Felicia Hardy yesterday and she told me that they had plans to go to a halloween party tonight. Guess they're going to have some kind of 'girls night out'. Such is life. Hope they have a good time. MJ, if your reading this, have fun, I love ya and lets talk soon.

Speaking of parties, New York's own Professor X left me a comment asking if I ever go to Halloween parties as The Webslinger. I'll answer that with a resounding NO. I've almost been exposed one too many times to even think about tying Spider-Man to me in any way. Besides, the days leading up to Halloween are usually pretty busy nights for me. I don't have the luxury of picking my battles like those fantastic X-Men do. Somebody's got to clean up the lesser criminals along the way. Alas, I'll be working into the weee hours of the morning on Halloween. ::sigh:: Welcome to my world...

Well, I've finished off that hot chocolate and cookies. Time to hit the skyline. But not before I find a bathroom! Gotta go so bad my teeth hurt! Whew!!

Spidey's outta here!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-man

Hell Hath No Fury...

2005-10-28T09:58:00.000-04:00

uughhhh....
What a horrible week. A further testament to that little black cloud that seems to hang constantly over my head. It all started on Monday. I was at the Bugle catching up on some work when Stephanie Sullivan, an intern at the Bugle walked by and asked if I'd like to go grab a bite to eat. I needed to get out of there and clear my head so we went down the block to this outdoor cafe called Mimi's. What an interesting chat we had. Turns out she's a physics major at Empire State University and is doing the intern thing to earn some extra cash. Needless to say, we had a great time talking shop. But alas, all good things must come to an end.

MJ walked by and saw us eating lunch, chatting it up and laughing. For those that don't know MJ, she is psychotically jealous. I later learned it stems from the fact that her father used to cheat on her mom repeatedly even after he was caught red handed. He soon bailed, leaving them both to fend for themselves. Nice guy. After that, shes had these trust issues.

The fact that I was supposed to meet MJ for lunch instead didn't help matters. I can't believe I can be so stupid sometimes! I totally spaced our lunch date. What the hell is wrong with me?

That night wasn't pretty. After convincing her that it was all an honest mistake, she took out her frustration on yep, you guessed it, Spider-Man. MJ's always had issues with Spider-Man. I honestly believe she hates him and wishes that the alter ego would leave our lives forever. To make a long story short, she ended the argument walking out of my door mumbling that she can't do this anymore. Spider-Man is something that has always gotten in the way of us. But no matter how many times I try to explain to her, she can't get over the fact that my duty as Spider-Man is something that will persist as long as I have these powers.

Sometimes my life really sucks. This is one of those times. Will she be back? I can only hope. But for now, I need to hit the skyline and clear the cobwebs...

Wish Me Luck,
Spider-Man

A Busy Week & Einstein To Boot!!!

2005-10-23T17:41:00.000-04:00

Sheeesh! I haven't had a moments rest all week! Right now I'm on the hunt for a burglar that has struck 9 Manhattan apartments. I just got done sweeping the upper east and west sides where all of the burglaries have taken place. Came up empty. I guess the guy is laying low as he's been getting a ton of press lately.

No problem. It's only a matter of time.

Ran into Matt Murdock yesterday during my rounds. He was looking a little worse for wear. He told be he got jumped during a chase of one of Kingpin's goons. From the looks of him, they clearly set up a nice little ambush. Ol' hornheads' got a thick skull and isn't one to cross. If he looks this bad, I'd hate to see what those goons woke up to this morning. If they woke up at all! He's on the mend and will be back in action in no time. Even us superheros have our 'off' days.

Check this out -
While sitting at the 'Suds-n-Duds' this morning washing the red & blues, I stumbled on this -

Who'da Thunk???? EINSTEIN IS A FAN!! I can see it now, Einstein sitting at a laptop checking in on the Webhead while solving the mysteries of the universe. How cool would that be!

I'm such a geek...

Well, I'd better get back out there. Just had to stop off and grab a bite to eat. I'm not much good to anybody when I'm half starved! Feeling much better now.

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

Back On The Job!!!

2005-10-18T21:10:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!

I'm back in town! MJ and I spent the weekend in the Adirondack Mountains. If you've never been to New York, it's definately a place check out, after you see my great city of course! I guess I didn't realize it but I totally needed the break. I sooooo feel like a new spider!

When I got back, I hooked up with the Devil. I'm pleased to report that things were pretty much status quo. No major problems aside from the usual carjacking, mugging & purse snatching. He told me that he bumped into an N.Y.P.D officer on the beat in Central Park. He asked where I'd been hiding myself. When he told him I was on vacation he merely said "If there's one single guy that deserves a vacation, it's that bug!!" He then continued on his beat chuckling as he spun his night stick.

Kinda warms the Webslinger's heart... (sniff....)

Well, I'm back in action! It feels good to stretch the bones and get some good air time! I can't tell you how good it feels to be back home. Here's a quick snapshot of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade route. Your looking down on Herald's Square from a Spider's perspective!

I'd imagine any day now I'm going to be seeing the local parade staff cleaning up the square and repainting the famous parade route on Broadway! Ah... New York. It's starting to get that crispy chill in the air, you can smell the chestnuts roasting on the streets below and Christmas decorations are slowly beginning to make their annual appearance for the holidays.

It's good to be alive and yes, It's good to be home.

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A Big Thank You -

2005-10-17T16:53:00.000-04:00

Been pretty busy today! MJ's got me running all over the place. Vacation is more of a workout than webslinging!! Sheeeesh!! But anyway, I wanted to stop off (at a free wi-fi hotspot) and throw out a big THANK YOU to Wayne down in New Mexico for the cool "Anniversary Graphic" that I posted atop my digs here at the Blog to celebrate the day.

I also want to thank all of you Spidey fans (and non-fans) for taking the time to stop by my humble little corner of the Web just to see how I'm doing. Stan always said I had fans but I wasn't expecting anything like the response I've received this year.

From the bottom of my spider-covered heart, I thank you.

Looking forward to another year!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

I'm On VACATION!!

2005-10-16T11:34:00.000-04:00

Yes, you heard that right!
I hooked up with my buddy Daredevil lastnight and I was mentioning that my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the Weblog was tomorrow! The Devil is a big fan of my digs and as an anniversary gift, he is going to take the helm and keep things in check while I take some much needed R & R.

What a cool guy.

Oh I almost forgot! I was messing around on the Net this morning and decided to try out this whole "MySpace" thing. Look me up over there at Spidey's Space! Let me know who you are cause right now I don't have any friends (story of my life...)

Well, I've got to run and pick up MJ. We're going to take advantage of this unexpected vacation of mine and take a drive upstate. I'll have the laptop handy so I might check in later.

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Spider-man: The Interview -

2005-10-14T22:30:00.000-04:00

Last week I received an Email from the students of Chelsea High wanting to interview Your's Truly. I figured, what have I got to lose? So I responded. Two days later, I had the questions in my inbox and here is the result of the interview with Spider-man:

Chelsea HS: Spider-man, first off we'd like to thank you for taking the time to sit with us for this interview. We've been planning this project for our extra credit points since the beginning of school and your help is greatly appreciated.

Spider-Man: No problem! When I first received your Email about wanting to do an interview, I thought "now this is new". I can't say anyone has ever wanted to interview the webslinger before. I naturally jumped at the chance.

Chelsea HS: Well lets get started shall we? For those that have been living under a rock, can we start with your origins? How did the world come to know Spider-Man?

Spider-Man: Well, I attended a field trip back in high school that focused on various advancements in science. One of the conferences dealt with the genetic enhancing of arachnids using radio isotopes to facilitate the genetic process. Best I can tell, one of these genetically engineered spiders found freedom, decided that I was lunch and well, the rest is history!

Chelsea HS: That's awesome Spider-Man! How long before you knew that the spider bite was something 'special'?

Spider-Man: If I remember correctly, it was probably a day or two. I honestly thought I was going to die. I'd never been so sick in my whole life. Me and my toilet were best friends! The bite really did a number on me. After I came to, it was evident that things were different. No more glasses, I looked and felt stronger as well. Over the course of a couple of weeks, I slowly began to realize the scope of what had happened to me. The end result? Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

Chelsea HS: And the world wouldn't be the same without ya Spidey. Let's talk villains. What villain stands out among the others that you've battled?

Spider-Man: Wow... That's a tough one. If I were to pick just one, I'd probably say The Green Goblin. Ol' Gobby caused me the most headache as well as heartache. Not too many villains have touched me on such a personal level as the Green Goblin did. Good Riddens I say.

Chelsea HS: Was the Green Goblin the toughest villain you've ever battled?

Spider-Man: Oh heck no. I think the title of toughest villain would probably have to go to Carnage. Before I did my homework on him and learned his vulnerabilities he caused me some major bumps and bruises! The thing about the symbiotes is they are extremely strong and powerful but they have major weaknesses and you gotta learn to use those to your advantage. Which I've been able to do quite well.

Chelsea HS: Well done Spider-Man! Now, on any given day, I can walk down to the local news stand and pick up a copy of The Daily Bugle. I can pretty much guarantee that there will be an article smearing you on the front page. Does that bother you?

Spider-man: It used to. It used to bother me a lot. Over time though, I think the public has come to realize that Jamesons' got me in his cross hairs and the whole smear campaign has become an expected staple of his papers. Nowadays, if I didn't see a Spider-Trash column in his paper, I'd think something was seriously wrong. Jameson realizes that his columns are selling the papers so he keeps them in. They don't bother me anymore.

Chelsea HS: For the record Spidey, we know those articles are bogus.

Spider-Man: Thanks.

Chelsea HS: One last question Spidey. What possessed you to create a blog about your life?

Spider-Man: After the movies came out, I started noticing a lot of posts around the Internet about fans wanting to contact me. It got me to thinking of ways I could get directly into the face of my fans. The Hulk mentioned something about blogging and that he'd been doing it for quite some time. I checked it out and thought it was a pretty good way to hang with everyone! Carrying my desktop around was out of the question and I couldn't afford a laptop so John Storm (Human Torch) hooked me up with a laptop that he wasn't using anymore and here I am!

Chelsea HS: Thank you so much for your time Spider-Man! We all know your busy and we can't express enough how much we, as fans, appreciate that you make time for us. You are a true hero Spidey!

Spider-Man: It's the least I can do. Thank you all for being true believers! Just remember, stay off drugs, get your homework done and keep tuning into The Adventures Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!! KEEP ON SLINGIN!!!

Well, there you have it. I gotta say, I had a great time with the students of Chelsea High School. By the way, I received another Email from them this morning. They got an 'A'!!

Congrats Gang!!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Found A Dry Spot!

2005-10-13T23:06:00.000-04:00

Sheeeesh! Am I soaked or what!
It's raining frigging cats and dogs out here! It wouldn't be so bad if it would just let up long enough to dry out the red & blues a tiny bit!! Oh well, welcome to a day in the life of Spider-man.

Anyway, theres this great little overhang atop the metlife building where I stash the ol' laptop while I'm out and about as well as on days like this. It's the perfect spot to stop off, dry out and get my blog on!

Earlier today, I was surfing around during some downtime and I came across this little gem -

Doc Ock: Halloween Style

Can you believe this? Dressing up as Ock is one thing. But to throw in Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, helplessly dangling in the grips of Ock's grasp? THATS JUST WRONG!!

It's all in good fun though. Great costume by the way!

Well, I think I'm going to call it a night. I've had about as much of this rain that I can stand. Going to stash the laptop here for the night and pick it up in the morning. I don't want it wetter than it already is!

(P.S.. - The interview was completed yesterday! I'll be posting it soon!!)

Good Night All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Sheeeesh!! Where Does Time Go??

2005-10-11T17:10:00.000-04:00

I can't believe it!

Spider-Man: The Weblog will be 1 YEAR OLD on October, 17th!!! I can't believe that it's been a year already. It just goes to show you that time really does fly when your having fun!

Honestly, I've had such a great time hanging with you all. I can't believe that I didn't think of doing this sooner. Being among all of you fans is the greatest feeling in the world. I'm really looking forward to another great year as well as meeting many more of you!

Well, I don't have alot of time. I just left the office (JJJ was in rare form today. I'll tell you about it later). Now I gotta meet MJ over at The red Lobster in Times Square for some vittles and then it's Webslinging Time!!

Happy Birthday SMTWB!!!
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

From Spidey's Inbox -

2005-10-09T10:13:00.000-04:00

Received an email from a class over at Chelsea High School up on Avenue Of The Americas:

Spider-Man,
Our Language Arts class here at CHS is offering extra credit to those that can produce a paper that deals with human interaction such as a report on a famous person, an essay or an interview with a celebrity. A bunch of us got together and decided to see if we could land an interview with the legendary Spider-Man. Our teacher said it was a long shot but definately worth a try. I don't think our teacher knows about your website! We all do and are regular visitors of your exploits. You have an excellent page and we all look forward to the latest happenings in the world of Spider-man.

Please give our request serious consideration. If you accept, we will come up with questions for you which we will Email. For some of us, that extra credit is the difference between passing and failing!

Hope to hear from you soon,
Your Fans At Chelesa High School

Well how about that! I can't honestly say I've ever been interviewed before! This ought to be fun! Besides anything to help out those striving to get an education. I responded back to them and will let you know how things pan out. My only request is that I get to post the interview here at the Blog.

By the way, I will always be happy to consider an interview from any of my fans! Interacting directly with you all is the whole reason I decided to fire up this blog. Look forward to hearing from you True Believers!

Stay Tuned,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Responsibility & Uncle Ben

2005-10-08T09:24:00.000-04:00

"Don't try to be something else. Don't try to be less. Great things are going to happen to you and your life, Peter. Great things. And with that will come great responsibility. Do you understand?"

Those are the immortal words of my uncle Ben soon after that life changing spider bite. I told him I understood but if he only knew. To this day I'm still trying to get my arms around the amount of responsibility that goes along with the persona of donning these red & blues.

I strolled into a comicbook shop yesterday just to check out the scene. As usual, there were legions of fans thumbing through the comics and selecting their favorite titles. I over heard a conversation between a couple of guys standing in front of the latest Ultimate Spider-Man title. "Being Spider-Man would be sooooo awesome! If there were another super-spider, I would volunteer to get bit in a heartbeat!" Said one. "Dude, I'm so there! If I had his powers, the first thing I would do is make the black costume and then go kick ass and take names. Spider-Man has got to have the most awesome life in the world! He's so lucky." Said another.

I hung my head and began thinking of my Uncle.

Don't get me wrong, having fans that only see the glamorous side of Spider-Man is great. They are the ones that keep me in the spotlight and make me the envy of fans the world over. Being a positive role model is important these days for them.

And then we have real life -

Truth is, Spider-Man is like the proverbial 'friend that won't leave". No matter what I do, where I go, who I see.... Spider-Man is there, shadowing me like an over-possessive parent. Hanging out with friends, going to movies, a romantic weekend with MJ are all practially alien to me. No matter how hard I try to fight it, that responsibility is always there. It has to be. It could have been anybody on that school fieldtrip to take the bite of that spider. But it was me. If there is a god somewhere out there, I feel like a lottery was held, and I won.......or lost. Depending how you look at it.

Bottom line - I am Spider-Man. Reds, Blues, powers & responsibility, all of it I take on every day. It's tough and some days I just want to throw in the towel and say 'to hell with it!' But I do it for Ben. I owe it to him. I won't let him down.

The anniversary of my uncle's death is coming up. It's always a hard time for aunt May. We're planning our annual visit to his gravesite to pay our respects and spend some time with him. It's tough for both of us. Ben always weighs on my mind more than usual this time of year.

Thanks for listening to me ramble on. You fans are the best!

Well, I'd better sign off for now and hit the skyline. I've been stalling in my apartment since it's raining cats & dogs outside right now! Nothing is worse than a soaking wet spidersuit! Oh well, chalk it up to responsibility. I'm outta here...

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Ya Just Never Know Who Your Gonna Bump Into...

2005-10-03T23:05:00.000-04:00

So there I am webslinging north of Manhattan up near the Bronx. I don't get up in these parts too much and I wanted to poke around just to make an appearance. It's a little harder to get around up here as the buildings aren't as tall so I tend to stay around home base. Oh well, nothing that a little "spider-agility" can't take care of!

Anyway, I get up near Unionport and I hear this god-awful sound coming from down the block. To be honest, the first thing I thought of was that the Juggernaut was in town. It sounded like a hurricane was plowing through the neighborhood! But NoooOoooOOoo!! I get around the corner and come face to face with the overgrown Avacado himself - The Incredible HULK!

If theres one thing I've learned since taking on the proportionate strength of a spider, it would be to ask questions FIRST before getting in the way of that gamma ray infested brussel sprout. This guy was going NUTS! He was clearly on a mission.

"Heya Hulky!!" What the heck are you doing in town!!??" I said confidently. "HULK HUNGRY AND NEEDS DRINKS!" He roared. This caught me off guard. Any other superhero carrying on like he was would be in the grips of battle. Not Hulky... He starts tearing crap up until he gets what he wants. Especially if it has anything to do with food. Being the nice guy that I am and also not wanting my fine city destroyed over a bag of potato chips, I asked him what I could do to help out... Some how I knew I was going to regret this...

"HULK WANTS TWINKIES AND RED BULLS!!! HULK SMASH UNTIL HE GETS TWINKIES AND RED BULLS!!" Oh geeeez... What has my life come to? I've now lowered myself to being Hulky's errand boy just to satisfy that green blob of a stomach of his. If I don't, the Bronx is gonna need a makeover real quick! Oh well, off to the corner store I go...

I always get the strangest looks when I walk into a store fully 'spidered out'. You'd think I've got eight arms or something! I grabbed an armful of Twinkies and made a dash to the cooler for a couple of 6-packs of Red Bulls. Personally, I've never drank the stuff. My adrenalin is spiked so high that this stuff stands a good chance of killing me! I tell the cashier that I'd pay him as soon as I could (a lack of pockets makes cash somewhat of a rarity while webslinging!). Fully armed, I make a mad dash back to the the walking green Volkswagon. When I round the corner, there he is with a dumpster held high over his head and threatening to SMASH!!! "Awww geeez Hulky!! Do ya gotta tear crap up? Just put the dumpster down Hulk. Put it down! I brought ya some Twinkies and Red Bulls see???"

It was amazing. Like night and day, he puts the dumpster down, grabs the Twinkies and Red Bulls from my arms and calmly walks away into the night mumbling "Hulk like..." with three Twinkies hanging out of his mouth. Within a few seconds, the neighborhood was once again quiet. It was the most amazing sight I've ever seen...

Oh well, if there's one good thing that happened, after seeing Hulky devour those Twinkies, I no longer have an appetite! My waistline thanks me...

I'm outta here. Gotta pay that guy then I'm heading home! I'm glad I only run into him only once in a great while!

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

The "V" Paradox...

2005-10-01T08:51:00.000-04:00

I am Spider-Man.

Like all superhero's, we have our legions of fans that follow our every exploit. Most fans can rattle off just about every supervillian I've encountered and when. It's great getting emails from those legions telling me that they've got my back during any one of my encounters. Trust me, words of encouragement are greatly appreciated during a particularly nasty scuffle.

But there is an exception. It's what I like to call the "V" Paradox.

Here's how it goes:
Spider-Man tackles Electro. Spider-Man gets "go-get-em!" from fans.
Spider-Man tackles Hobgoblin. Spider-Man gets "go-get-em!" from fans.
Spider-Man tackles Doc-Ock. Spider-Man get "go-get-em!" from fans.

Pretty consistent huh? Now lets inject the "V" Paradox...

Spider-Man tackles Venom. (insert cricket sounds here...) What is it with Venom? Ol' Venny is a blithering, saliva challenged boob. Allow me to submit exhibit 'A', proving the "V" paradox -

Yea, it's a nice sculpture and all, but does there have to be a morbid depiction of the Webslinger's decomposed skull included in the piece? Sheeeesh! You'd NEVER see that in say, a Vulture sculpture! I get emails from fans telling me how much they love Venom and I gotta admit, he is an awesome sight - - - - from a distance. But trust me, when he's in your face, he's anything but "awesome".

Do Venom fans really want to see your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man's head as a trophy on Venom's mantle that bad?

One thing about Venom, and I consider it his greatest weakness. He can't fight. He lacks any kind of calculated attack. In otherwords, he makes mistakes. Big ones. I count on those mistakes to get the upperhand on him. If slobbermouth actually thought about what he was doing during our tuffles, I honestly don't know if I could beat him. But alas, Venny rolls in like a steamroller. All I gotta do is avoid him long enough for him to make that mistake (which he will) and I move in and kick his teeth in. It happens every time. Like clockwork. Yea, he's gotten some pretty lucky punches in that honestly, I still feel to this day! But that's the nature of the job.

By the way, I read somewhere that good ol' jabberjaw may make an appearance in my next movie! My buddy Kirsten let that one slip. We'll see if it comes to pass.

Well, Just thought I'd rattle off a few lines while I had few minutes to spare. Right now I've gotta head uptown and hook up with John Storm. He picked up the New Ultimate Spider-Man PS-2 game! This I've gotta see.

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

BEWARE The DANCE INSTRUCTORS!!!

2005-09-27T21:17:00.000-04:00

Yes, thats right. New York City has become infested with the dreaded dance instructor. These instructors are hideous in form and their mere presence begs local law enforcements to pull out the big guns.

You may be asking yourself "Spider-Man... What the heck are you talking about?"

Let me explain. I was webslinging over a park up on Forsythe street. The locals call it the Rivington Playground. I noticed a couple of police officers interogating this young woman in the park. One was doing the talking, the other had his hand on his weapon. My spider sense wasn't kicking in so I decided to go down for a closer look. I landed on a nearby public restroom to check out the scene. She mentioned she was a dance instructor and was waiting for an arts festival to begin. This is what went down:

Dance Instructor: "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see the sign."
Police Officer: "What you are doing is against the law. In order to sit in this park, you have to be accompanied by a child. We're here to give you a summons to appear in court."
Dance Instructor: "Your kidding right?"

They weren't kidding. Now, I respect the NYPD but sometimes things go just a bit far. Apparently the 'accompanied by a child' law is meant to discourage pedophiles from frequenting the park. These officers were out to enforce that 'rule'. I can understand the rule. Heck I could even understand the officers telling her she can't sit there and send her on her way. But what happened next took the cake...

They called for backup.

Soon a squad car pulled up and two officers rushed up to the scene. After a silent converstation with the first officer, they approached the dreaded dance instructor. Now. Here's the scene. The first officer is talking to the dance instructor. The other 3 officers now are standing on either side of her with their hands on their weapons. This woman couldn't have weighed over a buck-o-nine. The poor thing looked terrified. I sooooo wanted to bust up this party. But I let things play themselves out. Part of being a superhero is knowing when not to get involved.

Unbelievable...

To make a long story short, they wrote up a summons and ordered her out of the park. I imagine that she has a court date soon. After doing some quick researching, this poor woman could face 90 days in jail or a $1,000 dollar fine! Sheeeeesh! I'd better not take a breather in that park!

Just some of the wacky things I see on a typical day slinging the city!

Well, going to get out of these red & blues then head over to Rico's. It's a great Puerto Rican joint that I love to eat at. Cheap, mega amounts of food!

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Back In Action!

2005-09-25T12:52:00.000-04:00

Greets True Believers!

Spidey's back up and online. It's been a battle between my responsibilities and my precious personal time, but I did it. As a bonus I even managed to create a nice little backup system using a donated PC (courtesey John Storm), my old hard drive and a copy of Linux. It works out pretty darned nice considering my lack of a budget!

Anyway -

While the hard drive was formatting, I decided to get some webslinging time in. While up near Central Park, I ran into a contact of mine. He's a detective with the NYPD. To keep things easy, we'll call him 'M'. He told me that a couple of cop buddies of his over in New Jersey responded to reports of "excessive disturbances" down near New Brunswick. It turns out that these "excessive disturbances" were caused by the Fantastic 4 giving everybody's favorite bad guy, Dr. Doom a beat down. I haven't run into the 4 since I heard about the party. Kind of wish Iwas invited though! They get to have all the fun.

Well, I need to hit the rooftops. But I'll leave you with a question. What do you all think of Marvel tying Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man in with The Avengers? Good move? Bad move? Don't care?

Looking for your opinions. Just comment me or shoot me an email!

I'm outta here,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Hijacked John Storm's Laptop...

2005-09-20T12:32:00.000-04:00

Hehehehehe.... Ol' Johnny Storm took off with the Fantastic Four about 30 minutes ago and I managed to get online with his laptop. Lets just say the matchstick sucks at passwords!

Actually I'm kidding. Just giving him a hard time. He let me have some access from the FF's computers. So, here I sit at headquarters with millions of dollars of gear around me JUST to update my humble little blog!

Right now, my laptop has it's guts hanging out while I make the time to install that hard drive. Call it my luck, but each time I sat down to do the deed, it never failed, my Spider-Sense would kick into high gear! I swear, I tried to get started on it about 4 times yesterday. If it wasn't that fire over on the west side, it was good old Doomy making an appearance up in The Bronx. When Doomy comes out to play, no matter where he's at, my Spidey-Sense is slapping me against my head. Which is why, in case you were wondering, I'm setting up shop here at Fantastic Four headquarters.

When I told Reed about my run-in with Metal Face, he went to work on his computers and soon had the team loaded and were jetting off into the sunset.

Well, I'm going to wrap up here, and head down to my neck of the woods. Unlike the Fantastic Four, my primary operations center around Manhattan. I don't make the big bucks to go global like those 4.

Must Be Nice...

Hopefully it'll be slow the rest of the day so I can get that blasted hard drive installed!
Wish me luck!!

Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

Spidey Scores! And Other Dittys

2005-09-18T10:23:00.000-04:00

Greets all of you Webslinging Fans!

Just wanted to give you a heads up that I will be going offline for a bit. I recently landed on a new hard drive! Here is where I got it if you need one.

OUTPOST

In a nutshell, 200GB - 50 BUCKS! SCORE!!! When HDs are that cheap, who cares who the manufacturer is! It should be arriving tomorrow so I'll get to work on it as time permits and will be back in action at the 'Thwap" of a wrist!

While I'm here, I'll just fill you in on the latest in the Webslinger's goings on...

MJ and I went out to this great resturaunt last night. I think it was called the Melting Pot (but don't hold me to that). It was basically this fondu type resturaunt where you cooked your own goodies (chicken, steak & deserts!) in these vats of oil. It was incredible. You'll have to excuse me if I sound a bit 'noobish'. I generally don't frequent these types of joints. MJ's client's footed the bill. And what a bill it was! 695 DOLLARS! That's way over my food budget! A drop in the bucket for them. I tell ya, I'm in the wrong business.

Got over to Aunt May's this morning. I hadn't been over there for about a week so I wanted to see how she was doing. Like always, she's doing great. She hates that I worry about her. She's as stubborn as MJ. Sometimes I wonder of they weren't cut from the same mold. Anyway, I got some minor chores done around the place. Changed some light bulbs, took out some trash etc...etc...etc...

Which brings me to now. Here I sit atop the GE building at Rockefeller Center taking in the sights. Nothing much happening today which is the way I like it. The TODAY Show is wrapping things up and the crowd is beginning to disperse. Sundays are cool here at the Center. If your ever in town, be sure to hit Rockefeller!

Well, I need to head uptown and make an appearance. Then I think I'll get some pictures developed that I took last week. After that, I'm gonna crash for a bit!

Take Care All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Gravity Works....

2005-09-17T09:56:00.000-04:00

You know what I hate? I'll tell you what I hate...

When webslinging goes awry. Case in point-
I'm webslinging through Chelsea. Everything is going smoothly. One thwip from my left wrist carries me a couple of blocks and then a thwip from the right and so on. Life is good right?

Wrong.

I'm at the apex of a sling and I fire off some webbing to the next building. Only instead of a nice firm grip to the building itself, I snag - - - A flower pot. Gawd I hate that! Two things need to occur when this happens. A) Retrieve plumetting flower pot as it's currently a bullet destined for some poor soul minding his own business down on the streets below and B) Save my sorry butt from a plumett to the death. Now, both of these procedures need to occur within seconds of each other or I'm going to look really stupid out here.

I fire a shot from my right wrist to the flower pot of doom (FPoD) in order to resolve my "A" problem. This is where accuracy is key. If I miss that pot, things could get ugly real quick. Needless to say, I'm a pretty good shot. I snatch it out of the air and I soon have the FPoD in my hot little hand. But I’m still on a direct course for mother earth! Once I've got "A" taken care of, I need to spin, position myself just right and fire off a shot to a surface, ANY surface! Fortunately I snag the side of a building with about 5 meters to spare. With that I head back up toward the balcony where the wayward FPoD came from.

Being the nice guy that I am, I return the flower pot to it's rightful place on the balcony and for Kicks, I attach my signature "Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man" to the side of the pot. If the owners only knew what hazards a simple flower pot creates for the Webslinger. Sheeeesh, a supervillian could pretty much do me in just by lining the buildings with these Spider-Squashers!

Trust me, in situations like this, I'm anything BUT Amazing!! I look like a total dolt out there! Anyway, just thought I'd share some real world Spider-Man here in the blog! Gonna go recover my ego and get back to it...

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

When Slow Days Go Wrong...

2005-09-16T20:33:00.000-04:00

It's been a slow day.
Jameson had me down at a local Red Cross chapter to get some shots of the volunteers doing their thing getting truckloads of stuff together for a trip down to the gulf. These guys are the real heros out there. Be sure to do your part to help out the good folks down south. Besides, they loved the camera time. Later I headed over to the United Nations for some pics of the goings on over there. There's always something news-worthy happening in those hallowed halls. Bottom line however, ol' triple J is a tightwad. They won't grab a huge payoff but it'll help. The cash flow situation has been a bit of a concern lately.

Well, after that I decided that it was time to get some webslinging in. With a quick change in my apartment, I dash out the window and soon, I'm high over Greenwich Village. It's starting to cool off and the rush of the buildings whizzing by melt my stress away. You really outta try this some time. Hehehehe....

I soon find myself heading north through the Upper West Side when all of a sudden my Spider-Sense wacks me up side my head. Down into the city I go to see what the commotion was all about. Just when you think you've seen it all, BAM! Out comes something waaay out of left field.

Enter Ethel Murman. This lady had to have been in her 80's. When I get down to street level, I find her brandishing a pistol and pointing it straight at some sap. The guy had already been shot once in the leg. "SPIDER-MAN!! Get this old geezer off of me!!' The thug screeched. I kind of had to stand there and take the scene all in. Old lady.....shot guy on ground.....old lady purse next to shot guy...

Got it.

"Spider-Man... this young man tried to steal my purse." The lady said, struggling to get the words out. The poor woman was scared to death. "That's okay miss. Just take it easy. What's your name?" I said trying to calm her down. "E-E-Ethel. Ethel Murman" she said. "Alright Ethel. I want you to give me that gun okay? Can you do that?" I responded. "Will he hurt me? I-I-If I do?" she mumbled. "No. This guy isn't going to be doing anything. I will see to that. Just give me the gun" I said again. With that she handed over the gun and I sat her down on a nearby milk crate. I went over and collected her things and brought them back to her.

At about that time, the NYPD showed up on the scene. I tossed them the gun and quickly made my exit and watched the outcome from above. Ultimately the guy got trucked off to a hospital and unfortunately little miss Ethel was taken away in a squad car. You see, guns are illegal in NYC. Is it unfair? Yes. But it's the law. I hope she gets off easy.

Well, I've rattled on long enough. Time to get back to work. Got to head down to the Lower East Side.

Now what was I saying about a slow day???
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Podcasting - NYPD Style...

2005-09-15T13:00:00.000-04:00

This is awesome...

The NYPD (New York Police Department for you out of towners) has jumped on the trendy podcasting bandwagon. It seems the boys in blue will be producing short podcasts that center on things like street closings, tips on how to avoid that criminal element that I love to tangle with on occasion as well as provide some details on unsolved cases in the event you can help out!

If you'd like to get the latest on the goings on over at the NYPD, subscribe to thier podcast, 'Inside NYPD' over at the NYPD's official website! Get involved and give the NYPD a hand.

Well, I'm off to check out lower Manhattan. I always get nervous when I hear sirens coming from that direction. I'll check in a bit later. Until then...

Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

The Spider's Web

2005-09-14T20:18:00.000-04:00

Greets all of you webslinging fans!

Spider-Man here coming to you live from my favorite perch atop the Chrysler Building. I've dipped into my stash of Orange Gatorade & Doritos while I take some time to catch up on things here on the Spider-Web via a generously wide open access point.

Earlier today, I was webslinging through Times Square and decided to give the tourists a show by slinging down through the traffic and dodging taxis and delivery trucks. I always get a "Whoo-hooo! Go get 'em Spider-Man" It's a great ego boost. But not this time... I hear a woman from the crowd yell, eew!!! There goes that icky Spider-Man. I hate spiders!

With that she went running off!

Whats with this whole arachnophobia thing? I'm not that bad am I? Actually I think I'm pretty cuddly! I don't bite, I promise! I gotta be honest though, I do get the heebie-geebies on occasion when I come across a big nasty eight-legged denizon of the arachnid world. I mean, heck, the last thing I need is to get bitten by another spider! Who knows what could happen? Before you know it, I'll be sporting two additional arms or have huge bug eyes or something nasty like that.

I prefer to stay the way I am. Your normal average every day geek with the proportionate strengh of a spider. Not a bad way to live a life if I do say so myself!

So, to all of you Spider haters out there, I say - RELAX! We're not all that bad. And maybe, just maybe, a Spider will actually save your hyde!

Well, just chugged down the last of that Gatorade and I'd better roll up this Dorito bag or I will do some serious damage to it. Need to save some for later. I'm going to head up toward Harlem and see what kind of trouble I can get into.

Take care all of you Spider lovers! And to all of you that get sick to your stomach at the mere sight of a spider, let not your heart be troubled! It just might be me coming to save the day!

Finally, to the lady that lost it in Times Square today, if in the remote chance you actually read my blog, Spidey apologizes for giving you the heebie-geebies. It wasn't my intention.

Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

Spidey Happenings...

2005-09-08T10:49:00.000-04:00

Greets all. Thought I'd stop off up here atop the MetLife Building for a quick breather. I keep a stash of Doritos and some Gatorade in the cooling vent for those times when I get the munchies and don't feel like changing into my street clothes. Besides, theres a great access point nearby that graciously delivers me an IP address so I can chat with you all!

It's been a pretty slow morning so far. Helped the NYPD find a lost kid over on the Upper West Side. The little one was pretty lost. He didn't have any idea where he lived so I tucked him up under my arm and gave him the ride of his life. I soon found an officer who breathed a sigh of relief when he saw me with the tike. I'd imagine his parents were feaking out pretty badly. Nothing much else going on. Haven't seen Daredevil yet today so I'm willing to bet he's got some news for me.

In other Non-Spidey related news...

I picked up the Pirates of Silicon Valley DVD yesterday. It's the story of how Microsoft and Apple came to be. It's a great watch and Spidey highly recommends it. Anyway- I bought the DVD at the local Best Buy. For those that don't know, Best Buy is an electronics chain that sells computers, gaming systems, DVDs and just about anything else you have to 'plug in'. Every time you go to one of these stores, you are soon smothered by the familiar blue polo shirt & khaki pants sporting sales associates wanting to help you. It gets rather sickening after the 12th person comes up and asks if they can be of assistance.

Well, I found out how to keep these troublesome sales associates at bay! Prior to venturing to Best buy, get yourself a pair of khaki pants and a nice blue polo shirt. Now put them on. Walk into the Best Buy and go about your business. Viola!! No incessent associate disturbances! You see, they all think you are an employee so they pass you by. It sounds far fetched but trust me, it WORKS!

The only tiny issue I had was the occasional customer approaching me asking where the clock radios were. But anything beats those Best Buy vampires however!!

Just Spidey's little shopping tip for the day! I need to get back to work.
Take Care All & Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Of Gangsters & Devils (part duex)

2005-09-03T10:08:00.000-04:00

Well, I finally hooked up with Matt. We agreed to meet at a little cafe that Matt likes to haunt (Remember the little Mustard in the tea incident? Yea, that place...)

Anyway, I layed out everything I learned on the streets. Fisk (a.k.a Kingpin) is involved with some online piracy. Word is he's employed buttloads of scriptkiddies and geeks to create smartworms that are capable of bypassing and disabling online security measures and extorting millions in funds from corporations throughout Manhattan. Hell, the world for that matter. That would make sense. After my tangle with his goons the other night, I've all of a sudden noticed an increase in spam here at the WEBlog. My comments have become targeted. If I were a betting man, it's Kingy's way of telling me to back off.

If that's all that happens, I'll consider myself lucky.

That's only half the story though.

One of my contacts on the lower east side told me of a score that Fisk had to settle with Daredevil supposedly over a little knee breaking incident during their last tustle. All I could get out of my contact was the Kingpin had "one hell of a surpise for that demon".

"Matt, you know you can count on me for any help you need. I don't have a warm & fuzzy about this" I said. "Not this time. I've gotta handle this one on my own. Fisk has been a thorn in my side long enough. It's time to close the books on this scumbag." Matt responded. "Fine. But I won't be far off. I'll know whats going on at all times. If need be, I'll be inviting myself to that little homecoming party" With that, I paid the cashier and made my way back to the Village.

Matt will never change. He's determined to go at it alone. For as long as I've know him, he's always been a loner. Kind of reminds me of your's truly. All in all, I can't say I blame the guy. It's not like he's had too much success with keeping people close to him safe.

Superheroing is a dirty job. A lonely job.

Well, I'm going to get back on the clock. I've got to head up toward Harlem. I need to have a little 'chat' with "jonesy". A petty drug runner that always has his finger on the pulse of the underworld. I need to learn what this "demon surprise" is all about.

I'll talk at ya all a bit later-
Take Care,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

A quick Post On Katrina...

2005-09-02T17:38:00.000-04:00

Heya all,

I don't have a lot of time as I've been pretty busy helping out my buddy Daredevil. When I get a chance, I'll jump on board and give you some updates. In a nutshell, the mob rules down at the piers. That'll change soon... Trust me.

But Right now, I wanted to get this link out. My friends over at TextAmerica created a website called Missing Katrina. It's a photo blog of people currently missing down in the desimated south. I was here when 9/11 went down. It was bad. Real bad. I can't fathom ENTIRE cities practically leveled.

If you can help.... Please help.

Take Care,
Spider-Man

Of Gangsters & Devils...

2005-08-31T22:51:00.000-04:00

So I'm walking down the sidewalk yesterday, minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear "Hey Spider-Man, we need to chat..." Being startled would be an understatement. It's not everyday I get called Spider-Man while in my street duds!

I look up and see Matt Murdock (Daredevil) keeping pace right behind me. Needless to say, I breathed a sigh of relief. We make a detour into Central Park. "What's up hornhead? Being stalked by a blind man must mean somethings up..." I said. "We got problems bug. Guess who I ran into last night?" he whispered. "Well, don't keep me hanging here, WHO??"

"I ran into a scumbag named Eddie Lazario. Of course the piece of garbage took off when he spotted me but he was pretty easy to catch." Murdock said.

"Okay, let me see if I've got this straight. You hunt me down, stalk me along a sidewalk, call me by Spider-Man in PUBLIC just to tell me you ran into a scumbag named Eddie Lazario? You need a girlfriend hornhead..." I retorted.

"Look, you don't understand... Lazarios' bad. Real bad. He's known in certain circles as The Disciple." said Murdock. "The Disciple? Did you go and make yourself another enemy DD? You gotta stop doing that." "Dammit, will you stop screwing around for 5 seconds!?" He snapped. "I'm frikkin serious here!"

"sorry..." I mumbled.

"Now Look, Lazario is known as The Disciple because wherever he is, The Kingpin told him to be there. He's kinda like Kingpin's calling card. He wants me to know that he's in town. This really sucks Spidey. Something is going down on those streets and I gotta find out what it is."

Okay, now things are serious. Daredevil was not in a joking mood and actually had an air of nervousness about him which is unusual.

"Alright, so you think the Kingpin and his cronies are in town and he wants you to know it. Any word on the street about what could be going on?" "Thats where I was hoping you could help me. Everyone is keeping tight lipped down in Hells Kitchen. They're petrified. You think you can do some of that spider-crap you do and persuade those in your neck of the woods?" Murdock asked.

Which brings me to right now and why I didn't chime in yesterday. Devil was right. It turns out ol' Kingy is in town. Not only is he in town but he's reportedly setup a nice little operation over on the lower east side. He no doubt knows about my prying as I tangled with a group of his thugs last night. I left one standing so he could go run home to 'mommy'.

Speaking of running, I gotta run. I need to track down Daredevil and get him up to speed. I'll fill you in on what I find out once I hook up with hornhead.

I've had better days...
Spider-Man

A Quick Thought...

2005-08-29T10:50:00.000-04:00

Just wanted to say a quick word that Spidey's heart goes out to those whose lives have been turned upside down by Katrina. I'll be thinking about you today.

Even though my blog readers in that area probably won't get to check in on the Webhead for quite some time, it's important for you to know your in the Webslinger's thoughts.

Stay Strong & Hang In There!
Hope to hear from ya soon,
Spider-Man

A Request To Fellow New Yorkers...

2005-08-28T10:48:00.000-04:00

I stumbled across a story over on Flickr about a young lady riding the R train uptown on August 18th at around 3pm. Well, while minding her own business, a guy sat down across the isle from her. No big deal huh?

Just wait... Things are about to turn sinister...

Being that I have young ones that regularly check in on the Webslinger, let's just say he began doing some real bad stuff. What the scumbag didn't count on was that the young lady was armed with a camera phone! She snapped this pic (edited) of the subway offender:

A request from Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man: If you live in New York City or were visiting and happened to be at the Union Square subway or riding the R train on 8/18 at 3pm, please contact your local authorities or let me know if you recognize this guy.

People shouldn't have to fear getting around in New York City. I do the best I can but to be honest, I can't be everywhere. Let's show the world that Spider-Man fans aren't going to stand for this type of nonsense!

Thanks All,
Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

There Is Evil At Work Here...

2005-08-27T12:16:00.000-04:00

I'm wondering how many of you can relate to this...

I'm making time this morning to get some stuff done around the apartment that I've been meaning to do, like, FOREVER...

Aside from the massive cleaning task that is in front of me, I wanted to fix those blasted squeaks, creeks & squawks that resound when I open my front door, windows & cabinets. I whip out my trusty WD-40... I pause... I look around...

WHERE IS THAT DAMN LITTLE RED STRAW THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH MY WD-40 CAN!!!

I swear, sometimes I believe that there is this evil overlord that has this grand plan to drive the human race bonkers by sneaking in, finding your WD-40 and stealing that stupid little red straw. I've looked everywhere to no avail. It's gone. How can that be???

If there are any Spider-Man fans that read my blog and happen make WD-40, please...PLEASE sell those straws in like, 50 packs!! I now have a can of WD-40 that's practically worthless...

You ever try to spray your hinges without that straw?? Plan on giving your door a bath in lubricant!!

Oh well, back to putsing around the apartment... I'll chime in a little bit later with some real Spider-Man stuff...

Even Spider-Man has chores to do.

Take Care All,
Keep on cleaning!! (err.... Slinging)
Spider-Man

A Webslinger Birthday Shout Out!

2005-08-24T18:27:00.000-04:00

Greets all of you webslinging fans!
If I've said it before, I've said it a million times, I LOVE getting mail from all of you fans! Hearing from you keeps me motivated. Case in point -

The other day in between getting some rounds of the city done, I stopped off to check some Email. I was surprised when I received a message from a fan named Autumn. Anyway, her birthday along with her brother Paul is on August 25th! She wanted your's truly to give her a birthday shout out for the both of them.

Well, I'm not one to disappoint. Especially to fellow Spider-Fans! So from Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man to Autumn & Paul, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! As a special gift, I stopped off atop the Hilton Times Square and snapped this little pic for you both!

I hope you enjoy my little gift to you and your brother. Spidey wishes you both the Happiest Birthday of all! Keep On Slingin!!!

Well, I gotta run off. Your not going to believe what's been consuming my time these past few days... Fuel Thieves! That's right, rising gas prices has caused a rash of fuel thefts! Can you believe that nonsense? I'm a Superhero for gods sake. I should be out tangling with Mysterio or Hobgoblin. Heck, Carnage would even be better! But noooOOOooooOOooo, I'm on petrol patrol...

Oh well, welcome to the "Not-So-Amazing" life of Spider-Man!!!

Take Care Everyone,
Back To Work...
Spider-Man

Geekin Out On Sunday...

2005-08-21T10:02:00.000-04:00

Started my rounds early this morning as I wanted to take it easy today. Yesterday was a non-stop nightmare and I didn't have time for anything else. Fortunately, it was a pretty slow morning. Busted up a couple of burglaries and introduced a purse snatcher to the business end of my gloves.

All in all, a fairly quiet morning... Now it's ME time!

Check this out. I was surfing around and landed on Boing Boing. I found a link to a really cool magazine cover generator. It's one of those things that are really mind numbing when you have absolutely nothing else to do. Here's Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man's Official Magazine!

This is some pretty cool stuff. If you get a chance, check it out here! Just be sure to get me the URL of all of your creations! Spidey wants to see what kind of talent you all have!

Well, I'm going to shut the laptop down. I promised MJ that Spider-Man and the Internet are going to take a back seat today. We're going to go out and do the whole boy/girl thing. She wants to go shopping down in Times Square and I want to go check out the virtual reality show at the Hayden Planetarium called 'The Search For Life: Are We Alone'.

Hey, even if I do have to get some MJ time in, I can still get my geek on!

See ya around the city!
Take Care and Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Okay.... Check This out -

2005-08-14T14:51:00.000-04:00

In my last post, I dropped off because a wail of sirens pierced the buildings of lower Manhattan. I head down to see what the commotion was all about. This is what I ran into-

Broadway -
A cluster of NYPD & FDNY were gathered at the base of the Woolworth Building. With Spider Sense flairing, I land atop the building. "Yo Spidey!!" said an NYPD officer leaning out of a window on the 60th floor. "Looks we got ourselves a jumper. If the guy wants to off himself, he could at least do it in his apartment. No sense makin a mess down there..." said the NY's finest in that all too familiar NY tone. In a twisted kind of way, I had to agree with him. "Hope ya don't mind but I'm stepping in." I replied. "Knock yourself out webhead! Anything that'll get that guy off the building safely works for me & the guys..."

With that I move toward the jumper.

Now, before I go on, you should know that I could easily have snagged this loon off the side of that building without so much as him blinking an eye. For some reason though, I felt like digging into this guy's brain. I've always wondered what drives people to actually think that imitating a brick is an attractive solution to their problems. Either way, if I have anything say about it, this guy is NOT going over the edge...

"Looks like we got ourselves a bit of a problem here don't ya think?" With that the would be jumper spun around. "SPIDER-MAN!! So help me god Spider-Man, you come one inch closer and I'm divin!! STAY BACK!!" he shrieked. "You don't have to worry about me" I said. "It's not you I'm worried about. It the huge incredible mess your going to make and the innocents down below you could hurt that concern me. "You see Spider-Man?? Not even someone like you cares!! NOBODY CARES!!" he choked. What's your name kid? At least if were gonna shoot the breeze 60 stories up, I deserve to know who I'm talking to. "Vince. Vince Truillo. It's not like its going to matter in about 5 minutes anyway..." Oh it'll matter. You got family Vince? "Of course I got family" he said with a look of curiosity in his eyes. Do you love em? Do they love you? "Well, well, of course..." he said. You didn't think about them did you. You didn't take into account what doing this would do to them. You see Vince, it's you that doesn't care. Look down there. See all of those NYPD and FDNY down there? They care Vince. Look at me, I care Vince. Trust me, I could be over on 5th Ave right now scarfing down a knish and Snapple. But NoOOoo!! Here I am stuck to the side of the Woolworth building 60 stories up and talking to someone who wants to get to the ground floor the easy way. And I don't care???

With that he began to break down.

What I'm trying to say Vince is nothing is so bad that warrants taking that step. Do you understand? He didn't respond. Besides Vince, you're not going to get 10 feet before I snag you out of the sky. Take my hand Vince. There's a better way. Those people down there want to help you. He then reached out his hand and I pulled him off the ledge. The NYPD then came around and took him in.

My job done, I swung off.

So, am I really saving these people? What if there really is something that is so terrible that the only option is suicide? It's clear in this case that the guy didn't think the whole thing through. My guess is that is the case in most jumpers. I don't know... I can only hope that I never find myself at a point where that becomes a viable option to take. It's times like this where I can hear my Uncle Ben's words-

"With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility..."

Cheer up all and stay off those ledges,
-Peace

What We New Yorkers Take Advantage Of...

2005-08-14T10:15:00.000-04:00

It's been a pretty slow morning so I decided to let my guard down and get some shots for you all that normally we New Yorkers would disregard and just pass by. Take this shot for example...

I must have slung past this edifice a thousand times without giving this work of art a second glance. Heck, I've even been known to rest the weary bones atop that building! This morning, I was zipping along down the garment district and for some reason, it caught my eye. I stopped off near the subway and grabbed this shot.

The first thing that comes to mind is that this is a pretty ballsy work of art if your not Spider-Man! Imagine, that guy dangling from a rope, laying out the mural then meticulously painting in each color. Gotta hand it to the guy...

Here's another -

It's been said that New Yorkers are rude and won't so much as acknowledge you in passing. Here's proof that the myth is just that... A myth!!

I'm slinging down an inner city neighborhood and I hear "Go Get 'Em Spider-Man!!" A quick 'Spidey' grab of my camera from my belt produced this shot of a local reminding me why I do what I do.

I love New York.

Well, that's all for now. I've got tons more random NYC shots that I'll throw out in future posts. For now, I'd better get to work. I'm hearing sirens coming from lower Manhattan. Think I'll go make an appearance.

Till Next Time, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man...
Signing off...

Why Do These Things Happen To Me?

2005-08-11T12:40:00.000-04:00

So here I sit atop 1 Times Square. Below me, throngs of people shuffle up and down the streets going about their business. Off to one side there is a group of people shaking their heads and looking up at me disgruntled.

Here's what went down...

I'm slinging along, taking in the sights of Times Square. All of a sudden I hear the screech of tires then gunshots over my left shoulder! I thought it kind of odd that my Spidey Sense didn't kick in but I figured I still wasn't wired right after my flu episode. So..... I head down for a closer look.

Sure enough, I come upon two ski-masked thugs sporting handguns and carrying what I can only assume were bags of cash. As soon as they saw me they dropped their guns and hit the deck. This should have been an alarm bell of things to come, but NOOoooOOooo!! I sling in, grab these two would-be thugs and elevate them 8 stories to the top of the Hershey's Chocolate Factory on Broadway where I get ready to open up the proverbial "can" on these lowlifes.

That's when it happened...

One of them ripped off his mask and shrieked "Stop Spider-Man!!! We're just shooting a $%#@! commercial!!!" I looked down the alley where they were moments ago, only to see camera booms and your basic Hollywood types gazing up at me wishing they could rip me limb from limb...

Being convinced, I embarassingly apologized and escorted them down to street level. That's where I got a tongue lashing from the director. I took my lumps and finally made my way to where I am now, nursing my bruised ego...

Why does this crap always happen to me? I told you I wasn't at 100%. I'm going to head home, get some sleep and regroup. Not a good day so far.

Your Friendly Neighborhood -
Spider-Man

Back In The Land Of The Living!

2005-08-10T15:21:00.000-04:00

WOW...
That's all I can say. As most of you know, part of being Spider-Man includes this wierd ability to recoop from bumps, scrapes, broken bones, as well as most bugs.

Well, I must have contracted a super-bug. Not sure what the deal was, but last week I noticed that I wasn't feeling like myself. For one, I had another episode where I temporarily lost my 'cling'! Needless to say, gravity eventually takes it's toll on the bones. I don't heal as well. When that happens, I know that something is going on. For the record, I get the flu just like anyone else. It just so happens that it will, on average last maybe a day. This bug must have been out of the ordinary. I spent the last 4 days nursing myself back to health. Cold sweats, fever and other nasty stuff I don't care to mention.

A drawback from being Spider-Man is that I don't get the luxury of visiting the doc willy-nilly lest they draw blood and well, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what would happen once they put microscope to spider-energized red blood cells. So.... I put on my doctor hat and begin the process of self healing along with Aunt May's famous chicken soup. I will add that a one Dr. Connors has come to my aid on occasion. (thanks doc!)

Anyway, four days later, I'm feeling like my old self again. Sorry about the absense! I just wasn't in any mood to socialize. But I'm back!

Albeit 98%.

I'm going to head out and see what I've been missing. Just wanted to fill you in on my continuing misfortunes! Let the Webslinging commence!

Keep On Slingin!!!
Spider-Man

A Quick Thought...

2005-08-01T13:19:00.000-04:00

Is it just me or does Bush's UN Ambassador Nominee John Bolton eerily resemble The Professor from Felix The Cat?

Sorry, it's just been weighing on my mind...

Back to work!!!
Take Care All & Keep On Slingin!!
Spider-Man

Spider-Man Invades Retrojunk Dot Com!

2005-07-31T10:51:00.000-04:00

In my adventures on the Internet, I landed on a really cool website titled RetroJunk! It's a really interesting website that allows it's members to turn on the wayback machine and discuss TV shows, toys, foods and other memories of their childhoods.

Anyway,

A member there, Zerohero wrote an article about 'yours truly'! I thought it was pretty amazing to go back and read alot of material that has been put out about your humble superhero. It also made me realize that I'm not as young as I used to be! Fortunately my spider-infused DNA must have this anti-aging quality about it! I don't feel a day over 30!

Head on over to Retrojunk and show them what true Spider-man fans are all about!!

I'm off. MJ and I are going to hit the movie theater today. I'm dying to see STEALTH! As far as tearing up a bucket of popcorn, I'm There!!

Take Care All,
Keep On slingin!!
Spider-Man

One Villian, Two Villian, Three Villian, Four.....

2005-07-30T10:37:00.000-04:00

Okay, I've received quite a bit of email about who I should be paired up against in my next flick. So far, the top five are (in order of requested):

1. Venom
2. Lizard
3. Hobgoblin
4. Shocker
5. Scorpion

I've also read tons of rumors on the Internet. I'm really humbled that so many of my fans are rallying to determine who's next in line to stomp on the ole' Webhead. Thanks alot guys!!! Just kiddin.

Anyway, they are all great choices and I know the majority of you out there love Venom but there's a problem with introducing ole' Slobber mouth into the movie storylines. In the feature films, my old wacko symbiote stalker suit doesn't exist yet. Hence no Venom... :-(

Yea, Sammy could ignore the whole Secret Wars storyline and that would probably be fine for my fans that have stuck with me since days gone by. But those fans that are new to my exploits would get waaay confused real fast on Venny's origins. Although I am sworn to secrecy, one thing I can say is you are sure to enjoy my latest tangle(s). Trust me!

Want some advise from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? Sit back and enjoy whatever Sam throws your way. It's sure to be a fantastic ride! Besides, whom ever the villian is going to be, there is one thing you are guaranteed - More SPIDER-MAN!!

So, if money were no object, what would you like to see in my next films? Villian of choice? Maybe a team-up with Daredevil or the X-Men? The sky's the limit!! Comment me!

Well, I'm off! Gonna get a couple more rounds of Manhattan under my belt then it's off to the laundrymat! Those baddies have got to be able to smell me coming! Whew!!!

Take Care All,
Keep On Slinging!!
Spider-Man